User blog:CuldeeFell13/Robot Invasion Chapter 29

SYNOPSIS - After a while of staying at duckburg, Culdee decides its time to find a way home for real, but before that Webby finds out that the sapphire she has been looking for is in the hands of a team of kid superheroes known as "Coon and Friends". They say they will give the sapphire if they help take down "Professor Chaos" and his plan to burn the Coon Friends alive with lava. (Red lego bricks)

(It starts off in a forest near duck burg. Culdee, Webby, Cuphead, Louie, Dewey, Huey, and Mugman are seen surrounding a campfire)

Huey: And people still say that the headless goose roams around after the events where he was plucked to death that dreadful night-

Culdee: "snorts and starts to burst out laughing" Oh puh leeze. If your going to tell a story at least make it believable. Or else no one will be scared of it.

Mugman: I was scared of it.

Cuphead: Pussy.

Huey: Well if you think mine is not scary, then why dont you come up with anything better?

Louie: Yeah.

Dewey: What stories do you have?

Culdee: Hmmm. Well I do have one. Though its a real one.

Webby: Lets hear it! Bet it wont scare me!

Culdee: Alright but you've been warned.

(Everyone looks at Culdee as he tells his story)

Culdee: When I was a young boy, the orphanage I lived in spread a tale around about a certain teenager. People called him "The Masked Teen" because he wore a mask in public due to how shy he was being. He would always be bullied by a bunch of people for him wearing his mask in public. The masked teen lived with his girlfriend who didnt care that he wore his mask and made him feel special and not to acknowledge the bullies' attempts at making him feel bad. So the teen continued to ignore the bullies. Everything was just find until one night when the teen's girlfriend was going to work, the bullies decided to play a prank on the teen that would result on the teen's house being set on fire with the masked teen not surviving the fire and dying.

Mugman: Gasp!

Cuphead: Stop being over dramatic its just a story?

Culdee: Hey! Im talking! Now where was I?

Webby: The masked teen died from the fire from those mean bullies?

Culdee: Oh yes. But it only gets more enraging from there. After the accident happened, police were called to check out the scene. The bullies, not wanting to get in trouble, blamed the masked teen's girlfriend for the incident. The police believed the bullies and arrested the girlfriend. While she was being arrested, she screamed that she didnt do it, but the police never believed her and took her away.

Dewey: Wow. That's a d*ck move.

Huey: I hope those bullies get their comupances for what they did.

Culdee: Oh they did they did. Its coming up next!

(Everyone continues to listen)

Culdee: A few months later, some kids were playing outside late at night when they decided to peep inside a nearby house party. It was the same teens who were having a house party. They were laughing, partying, getting laid, all those stuff reckless teens do. But all of that partying soon goes to a halt when there was a knock on the door. Knock. Knock. Knock. One of the teens thought it was a hobo or something so he ran to the door to scare it off. But when he opened the door, he realized that whatever was on the door, wouldn't be scared off. The being knocking on the door wasnt an animal. It looked more familiar. It wasnt the masked teen. Well... not anymore. What was there was a masked monster with one white eye, one blue eye, with a blue suit, and a chainsaw and flamethrower hanging on their back and a belt filled with instruments of torture. All the peeping kids could do was watch the masked teen charge into the house, and see the blood and intestines of the bullies and their friends splatering all over the walls, floors, and ceilings. And when they were done being painfully gutted and mutilated, the teen finished them off with a flamethrower. Burning down the house and charring all of the bodies inside. When the police arrived, they couldn't find evidence of who the killer was and declared the case "unsolvable". Many murders and hate crimes happened all around the town where the murder of the bullies happened. Some say that the masked teen was the reason this murder spree has been going on and god knows who he will target next.

Mugman: Y-you mean he's still alive?

Culdee: Oh yes... And he could be anywhere.

Webby: But.. what was his real name?

Culdee: Oh right. I forgot to mention his name. um. I believe it went by-

(Suddenly a figure wearing a creeper mask jumps out)

???: BAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Everyone: GAH!

Mugman: ITS THE MASKED TEEN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Webby: Lena!

(The figure takes off their mask revealing to be another duck in a black and grey sweater)

Lena: Got you guys good!

Cuphead: Mugman get up.

Mugman: Is the masked teen gone?

Cuphead: THERE IS NO- "sigh" yes its gone.

Culdee: Who's your friend here?

Webby: Oh this is my friend Lena. We met before we decided to raid the beagle boy's birthday party.

Culdee: Oh.

Lena: So what are your friends doing?

Webby: Oh we're telling scary stories. Culdee recently told this story about the masked teen.

Lena: Sounds scary.

Culdee: Oh it is.

Lena: So what now?

Culdee: Well me, Cuphead and Mugman are currently trying to find a way to get back to Pensacola. We decided to stay here until we can figure out a way to get back home.

Lena: Ah.

Louie: Sooo does anyone else have any stories to tell or-

(Suddenly a figure is seen flying through the trees)

Figure: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

(The figure collides with a tree and falls down)

Culdee: Oh my goodness. Are you alright?

(The figure is revealed to be a small chubby kid dressed as a racoon superhero)

Coon: The coon is always fine. You all might wanna move. The general is coming this-

(A tree is then yeeted at the coon. It is then revealed that a tin foil mech has thrown a tree. Controlling the mech is a red headed kid wearing a tinfoil suit and tin foil glasses, also wearing a belt that says "GD")

General Dissaray: Take that fatty!

Coon: OHH YOUR SO GONNA GET IT GENERAL DISSARAY!

General Dissaray: TRY ME!

Coon: Oh I will, Nerd.

(Coon grabs a nearby blueberry and splats it in General Dissaray's face)

General Dissaray: Damn it! You ruined my glasses! This aint over coon! We still have your friends and when you dont come to save them in time, they will all be burnt to a crisp!

(General Dissaray presses a button to try to fly away only to accidentally press the eject button)

General Dissaray: Uh oh.

(General Dissaray's seat then ejects him and sends him flying)

Culdee: Okay. I am confused. Who the hell are you?

Coon: .... Really? You dont know me? You never heard of "The Coon"? Founder and leader of the "Coon and Friends"?

Culdee: No. No we havnt.

Louie: Never.

Mugman: Nah.

Lena: Sorry dude.

Coon: Well you scrubs are missing out on the greatest super hero of all time-

Culdee: Okay but you still havn't explained what the hell is happening.

Coon: Alright fine then. The villainous professor chaos has tooken the rest of my team hostage and is planning to burn them alive with lava!

Culdee: Lava? That's a serious offense.

Coon: I know right!

Culdee: Well do you want any help to save your friends?

Coon: Are you kidding? The coon works alone!

Culdee: Then why are you the leader of a team called "Coon and Friends"?

Coon: ... Okay maybe your right. I do need help.

Culdee: Ah. Well whats in it for me if we succeed?

Coon: Um? Oh!

(Coon brings out a sapphire that catches Webby's eyes)

Coon: I can give you this sapphire that I found in a hidden temple that wasnt so hard to find-

Webby: That was the sapphire I was talking about!

Culdee: It is?

Webby: Yeah!

Culdee: Well my friend does really need that saphire so i'm in.

Coon: Aight! I know where Chaos' secret base is. Follow me.

(The team walks off. It then cuts to a factory. A bunch of chaos minions are seen patrolling the place and also looking around with spotlight_

Coon: There it is. The place is heavily guarded by those god forsaken chaos minions. Your gonna have to blend into the atmosphere if you wanna get past those kids.

Lena: Hmmm. I think I got it.

(Lena brings out an amulet on her necklace and uses it to transform into a shadow being)

Mugman: Woah.

Lena: No one should suspect me as long as im not in light. I'll get inside and distract the gaurds so the rest of you can get in.

Culdee: Alright! Good luck!

(Lena walks off to the factory and heads inside with no one suspecting her)

Chaos Minion 1: Hey, do you have a feeling that someone got in?

Chaos Minion 2: No one got in dumbass, this place is gaurded by minions everywhere.

Chaos Minion 1: Well dont have to be an ass about it.

(Lena sneaks into the factory building and turns on a tv that plays "The Terrance and Philip Show")

Chaos Minion 4: OH SH*T! THE TERRANCE AND PHILLIP SHOW IS ON!

Chaos Minion 2: TERRANCE AND PHILLIP!?

Chaos Minion 3: Oh I gotta see it! I love that show!

(Every single Chaos Minion runs inside and watches the show)

Culdee: It worked!

Cuphead: Clever girl.

Culdee: Alright. Me, Webby and Coon are gonna head inside. The rest of you keep watch for if any Chaos Minion comes outside or not.

Cuphead: Okey dokey!

(The three head inside while the rest keeps watch. It then cuts to inside the factory. Culdee, Webby and Coon sneak by the Chaos Minions watching Terrance and Phillip)

Chaos Minion 4: HAHAHAHA! Fart jokes! Still funny in the 21st century! HAHA!

(It then cuts to an area in the factory which serves as Professor Chaos' office. Professor Chaos is seen in his office watching stuff on his small TV)

TV Guy 1: I can't believe you slept with my Ex!

TV Guy 2: I didn't sleep with your Ex! Your ex slept with me!

Professor Chaos: Heh. Classic.

(General Dissaray comes in wiping his glasses)

Professor Chaos: Oh hey General Dissaray. Did you catch the coon yet?

General Dissaray: No. He threw a blueberry at my tinfoil glasses ruining them. I had to wash them for god knows how long.

Professor Chaos: Oof. That sucks.

General Dissaray: Well anyways. Once he comes in, we will capture him and force him to see his friends getting submerged in lava! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Professor Chaos: That's my partner in crime!

(The two laugh evily but then the door gets broken down)

Coon: Alright Professor Chaos, im here for my friends!

Webby: Ahem.

Coon: And im here with duck girl and metal kid.

Professor Chaos: Ahh perfect timing Coon! Pull the lever dissaray!

(General Dissaray pulls a lever but it opens a trap door that makes Professor Chaos fall down an abyss)

Professor Chaos: WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

General Dissaray: Oh that was the sewer lever. Sorry.

(Professor Chaos enters the room covered in sewer water and a crocodile is seen chewing on his head)

Professor Chaos: Why do we even have that lever?

(Professor Chaos grabs the alligator off of his head and yeets it away)

Professor Chaos: Now...

(Professor Chaos walks up to the right lever and pulls it. It opens up a wall revealing more kids in superhero costumes in a box shaped hole)

Coon: The Coon and Friends!

Human Kite: COON!

Fastpass: About t-t-time you sh-shown up!

Professor Chaos: And speaking of time, times gonna be short because once General Dissaray pulls the lever, lava will be pouring and the rest of the Coon Friends will be burnt to a crisp! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Do It Dissaray!

(General Dissaray reaches a lever)

Professor Chaos: NO NOT THAT ONE!

(Professor Chaos pulls another lever and it causes red lego bricks to come pouring out of pipes)

Super Craig: Oh no! The lavas pouring in!

Coon: NO! GUYS WE HAVE TO STOP THEM!

Culdee: .... Really?

Coon: What!? They're in danger!

Culdee: Its just red lego bricks.

Coon: LOOK JUST PLAY ALONG GOD DAMN IT, ITS F*CKING LAVA!

Culdee: Alright jeez.

Captain Diabetes: What do we do?

Mosquito: Human Kite! Use your kite to fly us out of here!

Human Kite: I cant!

Fastpass: W-why not?

Human Kite: Because I need wind to fly a kite dumbass! Theres no wind here!

Mosquito: Why dont we try blowing?

Super Craig: Okay pause.

Fastpass: Wait mosquito! You can fly out of here right?

Mosquito: Well no. Because plot.

Captain Diabetes: DAMN YOU PLOT!

Professor Chaos: MUAHAHAHAHA!

Coon: Okay we need to come up with a plan to stop the lava. We might need to come up with a huge plan with thought and effort into it-

(Webby then pushes General Dissaray away and pushes the lever making the lava stop)

Super Craig: Phew.

Professor Chaos: Okay but they are still stuck in the hole there! Theres no way to escape! Mauahahahhaha!

(Webby shots her grapling hook in the hole. The Coon's friends grab onto it and she gets them out of there)

Professor Chaos: Shite. Well time for Plan B.

(Professor Chaos is about to pull a lever but corrects himself and pulls the right lever. A claw then grabs him and puts him in a machine made of tinfoil. Chaos immigrants and dogs are also seen in the mech)

Professor Chaos: Say Hello to Mecha Minion Chaos Supreme!(

Culdee: Thats a huge robot.

Coon: Okay battle plan! Fastpass! You go and manuver around him! Captain Diabetes, you go near him and try to damage the mech. Mosquito, Human Kite, attack from overhead. And Super Craig. Just do something other than flipping me off.

(Super Craig flips Coon off)

Coon: Okey dokey then. Anyways attack!

(Coon and Friends and Mecha Minion Chaos Supreme charge at eachother when a bunch of cars are seen driving up on the driveway)

Coon: What the hell?

(A bunch of adults then come out of the cars with furious faces)

Coon: Oh f*ck its our parents.

Liane Cartman: ERIC CARTMAN! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LATE IT IS!?

Sheila Brofloski: Kyle! You are in SO much trouble!

Stephen Stoch: Especially you butters! Your grounded! Now lets go home NOW!

Professor Chaos: Okay dad.

(Professor Chaos ejects himself and he and the coon and friends head back to their parents)

Sheila Brofloski: Your grounded for two weeks, Kyle!

Stephen Stotch: Same to you butters!

Liane Cartman: And your grounded for three weeks, Eric!

Coon: WHAT!? HOW AM I GROUNDED FOR MORE WEEKS! THATS UNFAIR!

Liane Cartman: Enough! In the Car! We're going home!

Coon: Ugh.

Webby: Hey, Eric!

Coon: WHAT!?

Webby: I believe your forgetting something you owe me.

(Coon grunts angrilly and grabs the sapphire and throws it to Webby who catches it)

Liane Cartman: Eric! In the Car! Right now!

Coon: IM COMING! YOU F*CKING SH*TTY ASS B*TCH!

Sheila Brofloski: WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAT!?

(All of the cars then drive away)

Webby: Finally got it! Uncle Scrooge will be so proud!

Culdee: Agreed. Shall we go back to the others.

Webby: Sure.

(The two head back to the factory. A chaos minion sees them)

Chaos Minion 6: ITS THE INTRUDERS! CALL THE BOSS!

Webby: Yeah well the boss is grounded. You wont see him for about two weeks.

Chaos Minion 6: Ah. False alarm. Come on boys. Lets get Taco Bell.

(The chaos minions leave the factory)

Lena: Took you long enough.

Louie: You got the sapphire?

Webby: Yep!

Cuphead: What happened to Coon and Friends?

Webby: Oh they got grounded. Along with Chaos.

Louie: Ah.

Mugman: So Culdee, when are we planning to get back Pensacola?

Cuphead: Yeah man?

Culdee: I dont know. The Spear of Tobias is broken and I dont know how far Pensacola is. Unless theres a random helicopter that can bring me to my destination, I think we're stuck here.

(Suddenly a green helicopter appears flying down from the sky)

Mugman: WOAH!

(The helicopter lands. Out of the helicopter comes a person around Culdee's age with black hair, headphones and a camo jacket)

???: Glad I finally found you!

Culdee: Max! Thank god your here!

Cuphead: Who?

Culdee: He's my co worker. Last time I heard from you was during the purge? Where have you been?

Max: Well there was personal stuff I had to do but i'm back now.

Culdee: How did you even locate me?

Max: I believe I have access to a tracking device in your metal fell suit.

Culdee: Ah.

Max: I heard you were moving to Minnesota?

Culdee: I did but we decided to move back.

Max: We?

Culdee: Lil Fred. Sadly I lost him during a tsunami. I landed on an abandoned island and met Cuphead and Mugman.

Cuphead: Sup.

Mugman: Ay!

Max: Pleased to meet you!

Culdee: I was also close to being killed by theives but I was saved thanks to Webby here and I also stayed in duckburg for a while. But alas, thank god your here. I gotta get back to Pensacola and hopefully find Lil Fred as well. Oh and also I convinced Cuphead and Mugman to come with Pensacola with me. If you have enough room for them?

Max: Oh sure! The more company the merrier!

Culdee: Alright. Before we leave, I gotta say goodbye to my friends real quick.

Max: Alright! Take your time!

Culdee: Hey guys I just wanna say thanks for letting me crash with you at Duckburg for a while. And Webby, if it wasnt for you, I would be stabbed to death by a bunch of theives.

Webby: It was nothing! Hope you find your friend, Culdee!

Culdee: Thanks. And who knows, I might come back and visit you one day.

Webby: Or maybe the other way around.

Culdee: Maybe. Thank you guys! I promise we'll meet again!

(Culdee waves goodbye to the ducks and the four get back in the helicopter)

Max: Next stop, Pensacola, Florida.

(The helicopter flies away as the chapter ends)