User blog:CuldeeFell13/Wiki Forces Teaser (WARNING: Sad)

(It starts off showing a couple years earlier showing a red heart shaped planet)

Heart Head: (Voice) Before I became the Valentine Vigilante, I lived in a wonderful red planet we all named, "Boxochoc".

(It shows Heart Head carrying boxes full of heart shaped fruits when he passes by a pink heart headed girl)

Pink Heart Headed Person: Hey Heartie, hows it going?

Heart Head: Oh hey Candy, just got done storing enough fruit for my boyfriend and I.

Candy: Well that's great. Tell Hirsh I said Hi!

Heart Head: I will!

(Heart Head sets off. It then transitions to him going to a small house. He heads inside)

Heart Head: Hirsh, i'm home!

(A blue heart headed person comes out)

Hirsh: Heartie! How was the scavenge?

Heart Head: It was fine. Spent the last hours picking Heart fruits that should last us for a month or two!

Hirsh: Hey, I was just about to load in a movie. Wanna watch with me?

Heart Head: Sure. I could use a breather.

(Heart Head lays his boxes of fruit and the two lovers head to the living room. It then cuts to some heart headed thugs chilling near a burning campfire)

Heart Headed Thug 1: Then this sucka told me, "That's why your shoes are raggedy". And I responded with "That's why your mama dead, dead as hell!"

(The other thugs laugh)

Heart Headed Thug 2: So what happened next?

Heart Headed Thug 3: Tell us!

Heart Headed Thug 1: Oh simple, he cried like a wittle b*tch!

Heart Headed Thug 3: OH BUUUURN!

(The three continue laughing when they stop to notice a meteor flying down)

Heart Headed Thug 2: Hey uh... what's that?

(The meteor goes crashing down against a building)

(The heart headed thugs look closer at the wreckage and see a lemon headed man coming out of the debris)

Lemon Monster: Hmmm. Nice place.

Heart Headed Thug 2: Who the hell is that guy?

Heart Headed Thug 3: Maybe he's an alien.

Heart Headed Thug 1: Well we dont allow aliens on our planet! Lets go give him a peice of our minds!

Heart Headed Thug 2: Yeah!

(The three angrilly approach Lemon Monster)

Lemon Monster: Why hello there, extra terrestrial beings.

Heart Headed Thug 1: Zip it buddy.

Heart Headed Thug 2: You think you can just come on to our planet like its real estate!

Heart Headed Thug 3: We dont take kindly to aliens.

Lemon Monster: Why how rude. I just wanted to visit?

Heart Headed Thug 1: Visiting hours are over. (To Thug 3) F*ck him up!

(Heart Thug 3 grabs a steel pipe and smacks Lemon Monster across the face)

Heart Thug 3: HAH! Take that!

(Lemon Monster gets up)

Lemon Monster: You really shouldn't have done that....

(Lemon Monster slashes Heart Thug 3 across the arm)

Heart Thug 3: Hah. You think thats gonna stop me?

Heart Thug 2: Uhhhh dude?

Heart Thug 3: What!?

Heart Thug 1: Your.... arm....

(Heart Thug 3 looks at his arm and sees that its slowly turning black)

Heart Thug 3: What the!?

Lemon Monster: You like it? It's a little ditty I like to call.... "corruption".

(Heart Thug 3 panics as the black corruption slowly takes over his body. The other two thugs watch in horror. Heart Thug 3 now is fully black with the exception of glowing neon pink eyes and mouth)

Heart Thug 1: Oh my god....

(Heart Thug 2 brings out a gun)

Heart Thug 2: GIVE US OUR FRIEND BACK!

(Heart Thug 2 shoots the corrupted Heart Thug 3 knocking him down)

Heart Thug 2: Hah!

(Heart Thug 3 slowly gets back up)

Heart Thug 2: What the!?

(Heart Thug 2 tries to shoot again but Heart Thug 3 grabs the gun and smashes it to the ground)

Heart Thug 2: Uh... uh-

(Heart Thug 2 screams as Heart Thug 3 jumps on to him slashing him corrupting him)

Heart Thug 1: Oh god I gotta get outa here.

(Heart Thug 1 runs off as Heart Thug 2 wakes up corrupted)

Lemon Monster: Yes. Spread the corruption. Turn this planet to dust.

(The corrupted thugs run off. It cuts back