User blog:CuldeeFell13/Robot Invasion Chapter 27

SYNOPSIS - After having his raid ruined by the Pillagers and learning that Chef Pee Pee is coming for him, Chef v1000 finally decides to launch the first part of the attack on Pensacola starting very very VERY soon.

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November 7th, 2015

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(Chef Pee Pee is seen walking while a buisness man is following him)

Man: So your telling me that this machine can be able to end world hunger.

Chef Pee Pee: I promise you that. I spent many years in tech school and I was able to create something that I promise will blow your mind!

Man: Well this better be good. Many people have f***ed me up in the past with their machines, yours better not fail.

Chef Pee Pee: Trust me. It wont.

(Chef Pee Pee opens up a door and brings the man into a test room. A chef robot without a hat is seen stapled to a flat bed)

Man: (Pointing at the chef robot) Who's that?

Chef Pee Pee: One of my identical robots. But that's not the main thing i want to show you.

(Chef Pee Pee brings out a remote and presses a button. A light shows revealing a chef hat but with multiple robotic hands coming out of it)

Chef Pee Pee: I present to you! Project Hatty!

Man: Interesting. Well what does it do?

Chef Pee Pee: It's a chef hat that can help do cooking for you!

Man: I would like to see proof of this.

Chef Pee Pee: Very well then. Hatty, your order is to make a salad in 5 seconds.

Man: 5 seconds!? But that's impossible!

Chef Pee Pee: Not for hatty.

(Chef Pee Pee presses a button on his remote and Hatty starts chopping up tomatoes and freezing lettuce creating a salad in only 5 seconds. Chef Pee Pee grabs the salad and brings it to the man)

Chef Pee Pee: Tada!

Man: Wow. And it's cold and fresh. That is amazing Pee Pee.

Chef Pee Pee: Why thank you.

Man: So since it is artificial intelligence, what will stop it from doing whatever it wants?

Chef Pee Pee: Well with this remote in my hand, i can be able to shut it off and on at any time. So it shouldn't be anything to worry about. Alright now to bring the crane out so i can attach it to my chef robot to make the ultimate food maker!

(Chef Pee Pee presses a button on his remote deactivating hatty. A crane then pulls hatty and is about to attatch it to the Chef Robot's head)

Chef Robot: Please. You don't have to do this-

(The crane then puts the hat onto the robot)

Chef Pee Pee: Project Chef v1000. Can you hear me?

(Chef v1000 opens his eyes)

Chef v1000: Yes.

(It then cuts to Chef v1000 waking up with a shock. He is seen waking up in the middle of the night)

Chef v1000: GAH!

(Chef v1000 takes a moment to think about the nightmare he just had)

Chef v1000: What was that? It felt so familiar yet i dont think i've been through that before.

(Hatty shrugs)

Chef v1000: Whatever. Im gonna go check on the army.

(It then cuts to another room where RH 5.0 is seen interacting with Dave 2.0)

RH 5.0: Hey Dave, its me RH 5.0. Long time no see. Look im very sorry for cowarding back there during the crazed robot invasion. I should had been tougher, then we might have stood a chance. I hope you can forgive me.

Dave 2.0: It's a pleasure to meet you, RH 5.0.

RH 5.0: Meet? But I was one of your henchmen back during the crazed robot invasion. You have to remember that!

Dave 2.0: I do not remember a crazed robot invasion. All I remember is that I need to serve Chef v1000 in his invasion.

RH 5.0: Oh. I see....

Chef v1000: Evening everyone.

Robotic Buddy 45: Evening Chef v1000.

Chef v1000: I only see some of you here. Where are the rest of the robots?

Robotic Buddy 23: Oh they went out to Junk Junction like you told them to.

Chef v1000: Oh of course. Forgot about that. Well im gonna quickly check on them.

Robot Buddy 65: Aight. You do that boss.

(Chef v1000 then leaves. It then cuts to the SML house. Junior and Jeffy are seen trying to bang down the basement door)

Junior: Ugh! Why couldn't Chef Pee Pee just unlock the basement door while we were gone.

Jeffy: I dont know Junior.

(The two then finally break down the basement door)

Jeffy: Ugh finally. Im getting myself a snack.

(Jeffy looks inside the fridge. He finds a can of green beans and throws it on the floor splattering green beans everywhere. He keeps looking in the fridge while Junior is seen sitting down with a sad expression)

Jeffy: Oooh Cheesecake.

(Jeffy grabs a box of cheesecake and closes the fridge. He then sees Junior sitting to himself. At that time, Chef v1000 is seen passing the house when he starts looking through the window)

Jeffy: What's wrong Junior? Is it about Chef Pee Pee.

Junior: Yeah. I just worry for him. I mean he went off to go fight this Chef v1000 guy but i dont know if hes gonna come back or not.

(Chef v1000 hears Junior's words and starts pondering)

Jeffy: Well Junior. Chef Pee Pee went through alot of things. He fought through the first robot invasion we dealt with. Im sure he'll get through fighting this Chef v1000 dude.

Junior: Maybe. Well lets just hope for the best.

(Chef v1000 smiles evily)

Junior: Hey Jeffy. Do you ever get the feeling that we're being watched.

(Junior and Jeffy look at the window. There is no one there)

Jeffy: Hmmm. I thought i saw something move but I dont know.

Junior: Im gonna check it out. You stay here and keep an eye on the house.

Jeffy: Got it, Junior!

(Junior then heads out. He then sees the shadow of Chef v1000 walking off. He goes to follow it. It then cuts to Junk Junction. Chef v2 and Chef v3 are seen in the shed with a couple of books. Junior finally makes it to Junk Junction and hides behind a pile of trash)

Junior: Chef v2 and Chef v3? What are they doing here?

Chef v3: So Chef v2. Did you do the assigned reading?

Chef v2: Yeah but.. "Moby Dick" is a funny name. I dont think im old enough to read this yet.

Junior: What?

Chef v3: No you pleb! We're not analyzing that garbage! Why does the whale have to be white? Hmmmmmm?

Chef v2: I-i. I dont get whats wrong with that.

(Chef v3 grabs the Moby Dick book and throws it away)

Chef v3: Well get rid of it!

(The chefs then hear footsteps. The members of the robot invasion are seen walking up)

Chef v3: Ahh! Come in! Come in! And join the party, guys!

Past Robotic Cat: Chef v1000, said we should be here but uhhhh...

Flower Bot 666: I mean if your busy we can just-

Chef v3: Oh no no no. Come on in! We've been waiting for you guys!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Okay then.

(The villains enter the shed and sit down)

Chef v3: Alright! I hope your all caught up on tonights reading, because this meeting of the Robots Advocating for Literacy in the Pensacola Workplace or for short, R.A.L.P.W has begun! Tonight we will be talking about RH's award winning novella, "The Vandal Buster".

Chef v2: This is dumb.

(Animatronic Badman rolls his eyes)

Chef v3: No! Your just too feeble to see the true writing of RH's work.

Chef v2: Feeble? FEEBLE!?

Chef v1000: What's going on here?

Chef v3: Boss? Your an RH fan?

Chef v1000: Of course! I mean I maybe a villain but I respect the blockhead's work. Now either than that, I have gathered you all here to discuss, "The Plan"

(Chef v2 and Chef v3 groan)

Chef v2: That's all we ever do.

Chef v3: Discuss the plan. Talk about the plan! Converse the plan-

Chef v1000: Enough! The partys over. Just like how the human race's wait for extinction is gonna be over.

(Tunabot 2 raises his hand)

Chef v1000: Yes, Tunabot 2?

Tunabot 2: What are you exactly gonna do to Chef Pee Pee once you... find him?

Chef v1000: Same thing you do whenever you catch that Chef. Do what you do when you see that no good chef boy scout. CRUSH HIM TO BITS! And appearantly he's left the saftey of his own home to come and find me. And if he gives up on finding me and heads back to his home, you all know what to do. Hehehehe.

Junior: I got to delay him. I got to distract him!

(Junior then sees a purple button and presses it)

Button: YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chef v1000: What the?

Junior: Stupid. Stupid Junior!

(Junior then sees a nearby triangle. He grabs it and starts hitting it causing it to make dinging sounds)

Chef v1000: ITS THE BRATTY TURTLE! CRUSH HIM!

(Hatty raises his fists out but grabs the top of the shed and pulls it down causing the shed to collapse on the villains trapping them)

Junior: HAHA! Good show! Jolly good show!

(Junior runs off)

Chef v1000: GRRR! BAD HATTY! No treats for you tonight!

Chef v2: Uhhh boss?

Chef v3: Did you mean to let the roof fall down?

Chef v1000: "sigh" I always mean what I do. You rattled crap. "Sigh"

Chef v2: What are we gonna do? Juniors gonna tell everyone about our plan and well be ruined!

Chef v1000: We'll think of something.

(Chef v1000 then sees some dynamite)

Chef v1000: Hmmmm.

(It cuts back to the SML House. Junior is seen running back inside)

Mario: So your telling me that when the pillagers raided the place, Chef Pee Pee locked you and Junior in a basement?

Jeffy: Yep.

Rosalina: Jeez.

(Junior then rushes in)

Jeffy: Oh hey, Junior!

Junior: I ran.. "pant" so many miles...

Mario: Is something wrong Junior?

Junior: Jeffy remember when Chef Pee Pee said that someone was coming?

Jeffy: Yeah why?

Junior: Well I think I found out what hes talking about.

Mario: What was he talking about?

Junior: I heard him in his sleep talking to some thing named Chef v1000.

Rosalina: Who's Chef v1000?

Junior: I followed some chef robot to a junk yard and found him talking to other villains we havnt seen. Like Flower Bot 666, Past Robotic Cat, and Chef v2 and Chef v3 are also there!

Mario: Chef v2 and Chef v3!?

Jeffy: But I thought Chef v2 and Chef v3 were our friends?

Junior: Well it looks like they betrayed us.

Jeffy: Oh.

Junior: Look guys, we got to alert everyone in pensacola as soon as possible! Theres a war coming-

(Junior's words are interupted as the house starts to rumble)

Jeffy: Hey do you guys feel-

(Jeffy's words are interupted as he, Junior, Mario and Rosalina are sent flying into a wall as one of the walls are seen blown up. Chef v1000 is seen sitting there smiling)

Chef v1000: Hehehehehe. Oh im sorry guys, did I wake you?

Junior: B-but we trapped you in a shed.

Chef v1000: My plan for ambushing you all at the right time got ruined, so I had to switch to Plan B. Dynamite.

Mario: What? Ambush? What the hell are you talking about?

Chef v1000: Spoiler alert, Mario. This city is now under my attack.

(Jeffy looks out a window in horror and sees that Chef v1000 has placed more dynamite that is blowing up more buildings. A bunch of robotic buddies are seen swarming around along with the rest of the villains)

Chef v1000: Flower, Cat, take care of them. Im gonna go hunt down a certain chef.

(Chef v1000 jumps away. Flower Bot 666 and Past Robotic Cat jump down and bring out their hand guns)

Flower Bot 666: Your surrounded.

Past Robotic Cat: Follow us or we will shoot.

Junior: Alright fine just dont hurt us.

(Junior puts his hands up and walks to the robots only to run away)

Flower Bot 666: HEY!

Past Robotic Cat: HES GETTING AWAY!

Flower Bot 666: AFTER HIM-

Past Robot Cat: No. Hes out of reach now. Lets take the other three and get out of here.

Flower Bot 666: Yeah your right.

(Past Robotic Cat and Flower Bot 666 arrest Jeffy, Mario and Rosalina and take em away)

Jeffy: I sure hope you know what your doing, Junior.

Past Robotic Cat: Shut up and keep moving.

(It then zooms out of Pensacola city and cuts to a forest. BB 2.0 and Robo RH are seen roaming a forest)

Robo RH: So let me get this straight? First you summon me in Onion Cream's old base, then we crawl through a sewer, we make it to a desert, and now we're in a forest?

BB 2.0: Basically.

Robo RH: Where are we gonna set up camp like you said? My legs are exhausted-

BB 2.0: Hush. I see something.

(BB 2.0 sees some scrap in the distance. He runs over to inspect it. He scans it and he finds out where its from)

Robo RH: Whatcha find, boss?

BB 2.0: Looks like these are just scraps from some old fort. Wonder what it was for?

Robo RH: Oh.

BB 2.0: Anyways, I think I could prolly use these.

Robo RH: What are you gonna use em for, boss?

BB 2.0: Like I said before, you'll see. Hehehe. Come on, lets pick up these scraps and take them to the desert!

(BB 2.0 and Robo RH start picking up the scraps. While they are doing that, the doodles are seen watching from behind a tree)

Doodle Asphaltian: I say, what on earth are those are those bots doing?

Doodle Funny: Bah! (They might be using those scraps for something)

Doodle AsphaltianOof: Looks like it. Shall we see if they need assistance?

Doodle Funny: Dahh... (I dont know boss. They dont look trustworthy-)

Doodle AsphaltianOof: Come brethren. Lets take a look.

(The doodles walk up to the two. Robo RH stares at the doodles)

Robo RH: Uh boss. We got some company.

BB 2.0: What?

Doodle AsphaltianOof: Good evening gentlemen!

BB 2.0: Who the hell are you guys?

Doodle AsphaltianOof: Oh my apologies. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Doodle AsphaltianOof from the Doodle Dimension! These are my aquantances, Doodle Funny and Doodle Azaz.

Doodle Funny: Bah! (Hello)

Doodle Azaz: "gibberish"

BB 2.0: Well nice to meet you. What do you want im sorta busy.

Doodle AsphaltianOof: Well me and my crew were just roaming around wondering what to do and we see you are working on something. What would that be for if you dont mind me asking?

BB 2.0: Im planning to take over the world. Plain and simple.

Doodle AsphaltianOof: Hmmm. I see. Though I have a feeling you wont make it far with just few scraps.

BB 2.0: Well what do you suppose I do genius?

(Doodle AsphaltianOof brings out the pencil)

Doodle AsphaltianOof: With this!

Robo RH: A giant pencil?

Doodle AsphaltianOof: Its not just a giant pencil.

(Doodle Asp grabs paper and draws a sketch of a snake. The doodle snake then comes to life)

Doodle Snake: Hissss.

BB 2.0: Hmmm interesting. So this pencil can draw anything and it can come to life?

AsphaltianOof: Absolutley.

BB 2.0: So are you gonna give the pencil to us?

AsphaltianOof: Well I do need this pencil for some plans of my own but I have an idea.

(AsphaltianOof draws a doodle pencil and gives it to BB 2.0)

AsphaltianOof: You can use that pencil for your plans.

BB 2.0: Sweet! This will be useful! Come on Robo RH, lets go draw some stuff. Thanks, Doodle Asp.

Doodle AsphaltianOof: Always happy to help out a fellow villain.

(BB 2.0 and Robo RH head out with their scraps and the doodle pencil and they leave)

Doodle AsphaltianOof: Now we shall head back and get ready for our own plans. Come along brethren.

(Doodle Funny and Doodle Azaz follow Doodle AsphaltianOof as the chapter fades to black)