User blog:CuldeeFell13/Robot Invasion Chapter 32

SYNOPSIS - The heroes try to figure out how to get rid of these robots, when Little Buddy gets into a little truffle with the robotic buddy leader. Meanwhile, Chef v1000 has having an argument with the Pillagers.

(It starts off back at Pensacola where the Robotic Buddies are continuing to patrol around the place. Radish, Parappa, and Sunny are seen hiding in bushes)

Sunny: Damn. There's so many of them.

Parappa: I know. What do we jump out and stop them?

Radish: Sure if we want to get strangled so hard our heads will pop off.

Sunny: There's gotta be some way we can clear of them. Lets head back to the others.

(The three run off in their bush disguises. Two Robotic Buddies see this)

Robotic Buddy 202: Did I just see three bushes with legs run away?

Robotic Buddy 837: Either that or we need to get fixed.

Robotic Buddy 202: True.

(It then cuts to the three making it to the others)

Azaz: Well, what did you guys see?

Parappa: It's too dangerous out there. The buddies are patrolling the place like crazy.

Sunny: True. We need to come up with something to lure them away. Like a distraction?

Radish: I dont think luring them away will work.

Sunny: What do you mean?

(Radish points at a giant tower in the sky thats spawning Robotic Buddies)

Sunny: What the...?

Radish: Their using that thing to keep spawning those things. And whats worse, I dont think that is the only tower.

Parappa: Well maybe since that's the source, maybe we have to destroy them.

Radish: True, but it might be very complicated.

AsphaltianOof: Hey, does anyone else hear any truck noises?

(Screwer's truck is seen racing through and parks next to the heroes. Screwer rolls down the window)

Screwer: Wassup?

Sunny: Screwer?

Zara: I'm here too.

Parappa: How did you guys manage to stay under cover?

Zara: Well we had a hoard of Robotic Buddies after us, but lets just say I managed to get rid of them.

Screwer: You should have seen the whole thing. She was totally badass!

Zara: "blushing" Well... Thanks.

Screwer: Waddabout you guys?

Sunny: Well we been through close calls but most of us managed to make it out in one piece.

Screwer: Most of us?

Sunny: We lost Chef v1.

Zara: Damn.

Screwer: He really doesn't get enough screen time.

(Tobias comes out of a portal with a cross bow only for Creator to yoink him back in)

Sunny: Well currently we're trying to figure out a way to get rid of these robot buddy things. Right now, we currently need to round up the remaining people of Pensacola.

Radish: And earlier I noticed those robotic buddies come out of those weird tower things. If we destroy those towers, we could be able to stop all of this.

Crystal: He has a point.

Screwer: Well then. Let's get to planning.

(It cuts to Zulzo's department store where Zulzo is seen in his store)

Zulzo: Well there's a giant patrol going on outside, but no fear. I have obtained a brand new system, and im not getting robbed again.

(Zulzo brings out a bazooka)

Zulzo: Bring your worst.

(The door opens. Zulzo nervously sweats)

Human Meggy: Zulzo?

(Human Meggy is seen entering along with Beta Tari and Little Buddy)

Zulzo: Oh phew. I thought you were more robotic buddies.

Little Buddy: Yeah. I am a buddy, but at least im not a robotic one.

Zulzo: Riiiight.

Little Buddy: What? Why did you say like that?

Zulzo: You sure you had nothing to do with this?

Little Buddy: Excuse me?

Zulzo: I mean, its not everyday that a hoarde of robots that look dangerously similar to one of my friends, appear and raid our city.

Little Buddy: Are you seriously accusing me of this raid?

Zulzo: Oh no not at all. Just, well I mean there's always a small chance.

Human Meggy: Guys stop! This arguing is going nowhere. Besides, we all know Little Buddy has nothing to do with this.

Little Buddy: Thank you, Human Meggy.

Zulzo: Fine, but I got my eye on you.

Beta Tari: Um, LB, you might wanna look at this?

(Little Buddy walks to the window and sees Little Lady and Little Baby surrounded by Robotic Buddies)

Little Buddy: Oh god...

Beta Tari: We should stop hiding and do something. What do you think LB?

(Beta Tari sees LB is gone)

Beta Tari: Oh..

Little Lady: Get away from us!

Little Baby: "ga ga!" (Yeah you mean people!)

Robotic Buddy 901: Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way.

Armoured Buddy: GET AWAY FROM MY FAMILY!

(Armoured Buddy flies in and destroys a few Robotic Buddies in the process)

Little Lady: Honey!

Little Baby: "dada!" (Daddy!)

(Robotic Buddies look angrilly at Little Buddy and charge at him. Armoured Buddy brings out his turret)

Armoured Buddy: You don't want none of this.

(Armoured Buddy shoots at the Robotic Buddies destroying many of them. He walks to his family)

Armoured Buddy: Are you okay?

Little Lady: We are.

Little Baby: "goo goo!" (You saved our lives!)

Armoured Buddy: Let's get out of here before reinforcements show up-

(Armoured Buddy gets interupted when a figure rams into Armoured Buddy knocking him to a wall)

Robotic Buddy Leader: We're not done just yet.

Armoured Buddy: GRRR!

(Armoured Buddy shoots at Robotic Buddy Leader but he brings out his shell deflecting the bullets toward Armoured Buddy)

Armoured Buddy: Oh no.

(Armoured Buddy flies out of the way to avoid the reflecting bullets. Armoured Buddy tries to attack Robotic Buddy Leader from behind but he kicks Armoured Buddy in the face knocking him to a wall)

Little Lady: LITTLE BUDDY!

Little Baby: "GOO GOO!" (DADDA!)

(Armoured Buddy is seen in the debris in a bloody mess. Robotic Buddy Leader is about to finish Armoured Buddy Leader but he sees Screwer's truck rushing towards)

Robotic Buddy Leader: You got lucky, punk.

(Robotic Buddy Leader flies off. Screwer's truck parks and the heroes jump out as Human Meggy, Beta Tari, and Zulzo run out of the store)

Sunny: Human Meggy, Beta Tari, what happened?

Human Meggy: We don't know.

Beta Tari: We saw Little Lady and Little Baby being attacked and Little Buddy snapped.

Sunny: Where is Little Buddy?

Screwer: Oh my god..

(Sunny walks to Screwer and sees Little Lady and Little Baby crying over Little Buddy being heavily injured)

Little Lady: "sniff" Babe.. I'm sorry he did this to you. If only I could have done something.

Little Baby: "babbling" (Daddy. Please don't go)

Sunny: Oh sh*t.

(Beta Tari scans Little Buddy)

Beta Tari: Good news, he's still living. Bad news is, who knows if he'll get up.

Parappa: We need to take him somewhere now. Screwer, can you rush him over to Finkleshitz's emergency bunker?

Screwer: Of course I can!

Parappa: Alright. And be careful of any Robotic Buddies along the way.

(Human Meggy and Beta Tari pick up Little Buddy)

Human Meggy: Hang on Little Buddy. We're gonna save you.

Beta Tari: We promise.

(It cuts to black. It then fades into an emergency room where Little Buddy is seen unconsious on a hospital bed)

Finkleshitz: Well, he got beaten up badly by that Robotic Buddy Leader guy. It's best we keep him hidden here so he can heal.

Little Lady: It's alright LB, you'll pull through. I know you can.

(Little Lady grasps Little Buddy's hand. Sunny walks away. Parappa notices and follows her. The two walk into a storage room)

Parappa: Sunny, what are you doing?

Sunny: Looking for something useful. If anyone has something that can be used in a dire situation, it will be Finkleshitz.

Parappa: I don't know. Finkleshitz has many gadgets. It will take a while to-

Sunny: Ah ha!

Parappa: What? What did you find?

(Parappa walks over to Sunny and sees that she has found an inactive Tunabot)

Parappa: Woah.

Sunny: I have a plan.

(It cuts to the base where Chef v1000 is seen chatting with the Tunabots)

Tunabot 1: Looks like everything's going to plan.

Tunabot 3: True! Can't wait to end all of the humans and build the robot empire!

Chef v1000: True. Anyways, since you're the only three here, mind if I give you something?

Tunabot 2: What is it?

(Chef v1000 brings out a blue ray gun)

Tunabot 1: What's that?

Tunabot 3: Looks like some cheap toy.

Chef v1000: This is a robot ray. It can be able to fix any misbehaving robots. Allow me to demonstrate.

(Chef v1000 pulls a tarp and sees Volts the black robot tied up)

Volts: Let me go you sickos!

(Chef v1000 points the robot ray at volts)

Volts: What are you-

(Chef v1000 pulls the trigger and it makes Volts spazz out a bit before he gets red eyes. He breaks his ties)

Volts: What is your command boss?

Chef v1000: Go out and find any survivors, and take them to the mines.

Volts: As you wish.

(Volts runs off)

Tunabot 1: Cool.

Chef v1000: And as one of my trusted second in commands, I give you full control of the ray.

(Chef v1000 hands the ray over to Tunabot 1)

Tunabot 1: I won't let you down, boss.

Chef v1000: Good.

(Chef v1000 gets a knock on the door)

Chef v1000: Now, who could that be?

(Chef v1000 opens the doors and sees the pillagers)

Chef v1000: Ahh the Pillagers! And- I don't see Chef Pee Pee.

Pillager Leader: Yeah we don't have him.

Pillager 3: I found another bone!

Chef v1000: .... I gave you one job.

Pillager Leader: If you just give us another chance we can be able to-

Chef v1000: SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I HAVE HAD IT! Not only have you all almost ruined my plan, you fail at one simple task, and that was to find A FREAKING CHEF! ARE YOU ALL THAT DUMB!?

Pillager Leader: HEY! You do NOT talk to my tribe like that! We tried our best! shouldn't you be thankful!?

Chef v1000: NO! I AM NOT THANKFUL! Because I made a mistake of being partnered with a TERRIBLE LEADER of a TERRIBLE TRIBE!

(The Pillagers look at Chef v1000 offended and disgusted)

Chef v1000: Now. I want you away from my base! I never want to see you again, or else i'll F*CKING MUTILATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.

Pillager 1: B-but what about food!?

Pillager 2: What about supplies!?

Pillager 5: "in tears" What about Joe Mama's firewood pizza.

Pillager 3: Do you still like my bone?

Chef v1000: GET LOST!

(The pillagers run in fear)

Pillager Leader: This won't be the last you'll see of us!

(Pillager Leader runs off)

Chef v1000: Good riddance. "scoffs"

(Chef v1000 slams the door ending the chapter)