Forget-Me-Not!

Forget-Me-Not! is the # episode of CuldeeFell Shortz Season 2!

Script
SYNOPSIS - After a devastating car crash, Culdee, RH, Endless and MarioFan2009 all wake up in a hospital with no memories as to who they are plus everyone else in town seam to have disapeared. (No this is not Lost Memories inspired incase you ask) What will happen out of this?

(It starts off at an arcade. Culdee, RH, Endless and MarioFan2009 are all sitting down at an enterance to a lazer tag game. Brooklyn Guy walks up)

Brooklyn Guy: Good evening everyone and welcome to the Pensacola Lazer Tag. Please pay attention while I show you how to put on your vests. You sir (Culdee), can I use you how to demonstrate?

Culdee: Thank you. I have been longing for your attention since first i arrived.

(Culdee walks up to the front as Brooklyn Guy sets up his vest)

Brooklyn Guy: Alright first you just put in on and then you strap it from front to back. Alright did everyone get that?

(Endless is seen asleep)

Brooklyn Guy: HEY!

(Endless wakes up in shock)

Endless: ACORNS ARE NOT REAL FRUIT! Huh?

Brooklyn Guy: Did you pay attention to anything I said?

Endless: Will you get mad if I say I didnt?

Brooklyn Guy: ...

(It then cuts to the lazer tag arena. RH, Endless and MarioFan are seen scouting around)

MarioFan2009: Alright, keep a close eye out for Culdee. He's odly competetive at this type of stuff.

(Culdee is seen rolling around behind them)

Endless: Yeah and he seams to be wierdly physically fit at this place.

(Culdee is seen cartwheeling behind them)

RH: Yeah. It's like he has un realistic abilities whenever we play Lazer tag.

(Culdee is seen walking on the roof)

MarioFan2009: Well as long as we stick together we should-

(Culdee jumps out and zaps the three of them eliminating them)

Culdee: HA! GOT YOU THREE!

MarioFan2009: What!?

Endless: OH COME ON!

RH: How do you do that?

Culdee: The question is not how I do it. (Sad) It's how I forgive myself for what i've done.

(Culdee puts the gun in his mouth but since it's a lazer tag gun it only shows red glowing from his mouth. It then cuts to the lazer tag gift shop)

Culdee: Yeaheahea! Winner! Alright what do I get!?

Simmons: Well for five dollars you can get your picture in a fake newspaper with a lameass headline.

(Simmons shows a newspaper with Culdee's picture on it that says "Lazer Tag Times. CuldeeFell13 Eliminates Enemies. DESTROYS WORLD")

Culdee: .... I'm getting that.

(It then cuts to Culdee's house where he hangs the fake newspaper article on the wall)

Culdee: There it is boys! Right where everyone can see it!

Endless: Okay since when do you have to be excited over a fake newspaper article.

Culdee: Shut up. Your just jelous.

Endless: Uh huh. Yeah.

RH: So what now?

Culdee: Let's go to the bar before it closes for the night.

MarioFan2009: Alright.

RH: Sounds good to me.

(It then cuts to Culdee driving the four over to the durr burger at night)

MarioFan2009: Hey Culdee, the seatbelt in the back isn't working right.

Culdee: Oh yeah the locks busted on that one.

RH: Culdee look out for that car!

(Culdee sees RH pointing to a bright light)

Culdee: That's not a car.

Endless: Then what the hell is that?

(The light starts getting closer and closer)

All: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The screen then turns white. It then cuts to Culdee waking up in a teal robe in a hospital bed)

Culdee: Hello?

(Culdee enters a hospital hallway only to see no one there)

Culdee: Hello? Anybody here?

(Culdee sees Endless coming out of a room also wearing a teal robe. Endless then sees him)

Endless: Hey.

Culdee: Hey. Do you work here?

Endless: Doesn't look like it. Who are you?

Culdee: I don't know. I just woke up.

MarioFan2009: Hey! Thank god someone else is here! You two seam to be the only one in this hospital!

RH: No i'm here too. Do you guys have any idea what's going on?

MarioFan2009: No. I just woke up in one of these rooms with no idea how I got here. I don't even know who I am.

RH: This is pretty weird. We seam to be complety coherent but we have no idea what's going on. It's like our identities have been wiped out somehow.

Culdee: Maybe we can find somebody who can help us.

(Culdee opens a nearby window only to find there is no one outside at all)

MarioFan2009: It seams that everybody else has been completley wiped out.

Culdee: Well there are only four of us. I propose we start a band and name our selves "Robes of Teal- OH GOD DAMN IT!

Endless: What?

(Culdee points at a billboard that shows four guys also in teal robes with the words "One Night Only. Robes of Teal")

Endless: Well maybe we could name ourselves something else.

Culdee: Nah. Robes of teal was the whole thing.

(It then cuts to the four now in their normal clothes walking outside and seeing the whole entire city empty)

RH: Where is everyone?

Endless: You don't think that we're the only people on earth.

Culdee: Maybe. I got this bag of "Chex Party Mix". If I open it, people should come running up.

(Culdee opens the bag only for no one to come)

Culdee: Nope we're the only ones here.

RH: Well look we all woke up in a hospital. Maybe there was some accident that we were all spared. Some catastrophe.

Endless: That's a good point. But I just don't understand. Where the hell is everyone?!

RH: Well if we wait until Tax day i'm sure the tax man will show up.

Culdee: HAHAHA! That's hillarious you need to tweet that!

RH: Okay.

(RH goes on his phone and tweets the joke. Culdee opens up his phone)

Culdee: HA! This guy is hilarious! I'm gonna retweet this!

(Culdee retweets it. Endless and MarioFan get notifications)

Endless: Eh.

MarioFan2009: Huh?

Culdee: Social Media is bringing us all closer together!

Endless: ... Unfollow.

(The four are then seen walking through the city)

Endless: You know if we're gonna try and figure this out together, maybe we should try giving eachother names.

Culdee: That's a good idea.

Endless: I'm starting to have a feeling about my name. "Mouthless... something.

MarioFan2009: Maybe my name has something to do with 2009 or maybe i'm named after a flower considering the logo on my shirt.

Culdee: I sort of think my name is "Earl".

(A banjo is heard in the background)

MarioFan2009: What the hell was that?

Culdee: I don't know, I guess I made some sort of reference.

MarioFan2009: Hey guys, check it out!

(MarioFan2009 points at Sportster's Bar)

Culdee: "Sportster's Bar"

RH: Maybe we can find something in there.

Endless: True. Let's take a look!

(The four enter the bar. Culdee finds a newspaper on the floor)

Culdee: "Five Nights at Freddy's is one of the top selling video games of all time" What the hell is Five Nights at Freddy's? Sounds like an overated game series people wont stop shutting up about.

(Culdee crumples up the newspaper and throws it away. It then cuts to the four once again walking near a park)

RH: I just don't get why theres nobody else here. Maybe something has caused this. Or someone.

MarioFan2009: Well when I find that person i'm gonna strangle him. I had a life and he took it away from me. Though I don't remember it but I bet it was pretty good.

Culdee: Yeah me too. I bet I was a doctor who had to deal with serious stuff but always kept things light.

Endless: Yeah, and I bet I answered a costomer complaint line at a danish cookie company.

RH: I believe I might have been a speech writer for a president.

MarioFan2009: And maybe I was a voice of an animated bird.

RH: Wait guys! Look at that!

(RH points at Culdee's car which is crashed into a tree)

Culdee: Jesus christ.

RH: What if this was our car?

MarioFan2009: Of course. This must be the accident that put us all in the hospital.

Endless: See if theres a registration in the glove compartment!

(MarioFan2009 goes into the car and opens up the glove compartment bringing out a registration revealing Culdee's name)

MarioFan2009: "CuldeeFell13". One of us is "CuldeeFell13"!

(RH sees an indent of Culdee's face in the steering wheel)

RH: Guys, theres this indent of a face in the steering wheel.

(Culdee puts his face in the indent. It's a perfect match)

MarioFan2009: A perfect match!

Endless: Oh my god! Your CuldeeFell13!

Culdee: Wow, I am!

MarioFan2009: And you live in 206 Fire Flower Avenue.

Culdee: Cool I have a house! I just hope it doesn't have a mailbox that looks like a cow. (I just wanted to seam cool to these guys. I actually do hope I have one of those mailboxes that looks like a cow. "Moo" says my mailbox)

(It then cuts to Culdee and the others walking up to his house)

Culdee: Well this is 206 Fire Flower Avenue. I'm home. Okay see you guys!

(Culdee enters his home and closes the door behind him)

A few hours later...

(Endless and RH are seen walking over to Culdee's house)

RH: This just feel a lot strange that no one is around. I feel like someone should write about this.

Endless: True.

RH: Should I write about it?

Endless: I mean maybe I don't know.

RH: I think it should be me-

Endless: WELL THEN DO IT JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT IT! Jeez.

(Endless knocks on Culdee's door. Culdee opens it up)

Culdee: Yello?

Endless: Welp we figured it out. Turns out my name is "Endlesspossibilities2006."

RH: And i'm "Rh390110478."

Endless: Why do we all have numbers in our names?

RH: I don't know. I can't remember much about me.

MarioFan2009: Hey guys! I was able to find my house. Turns out my names "MarioFan2009".

Endless: Again with the numbers! What's with the numbers!?

(The four then enter Culdee's house)

MarioFan2009: Well it's good that we found out who we all are but we still hadn't figured out what happened to everybody else!

Endless: True. Maybe the best course of action is for us to just repopulate the earth!

RH: But there arnt any women here.

Endless: Oh yeah forgot about that.

Culdee: Hey guys! I was looking around in the freezer and I found a bag full of these things called "Pizza Rolls". I like pizza but I have no idea what rolls are. I'll go get the bag.

(Culdee runs off. MarioFan2009 then looks at Culdee's wall and gets a shocked face)

MarioFan2009: Uh guys? Remember how we had that conversation where something started this. Or someone? Well look at that!

(The three look in shock as they see Culdee's mockup newspaper article he got from lazer tag still reading "Lazer Tag Times. CuldeeFell13 Eliminates Enemies. DESTROYS WORLD")

Endless: Oh my god. He did this.

RH: W-what do we do?

(Culdee runs back with the bag of pizza rolls)

Culdee: I found the pizza roll bag guys! I'm gonna see what these things taste like.

(Culdee not knowing the pizza roll bag is still frozen grabs a pizza roll and bites into it only to break a tooth)

Culdee: OW F***! THESE THINGS ARE EVIL!

(Culdee throws the bag out of the window)

RH: I can't believe Culdee is responsible for killing everybody on earth.

Endless: But how can I guy like that cause so much destruction?

MarioFan2009: Well he's clearly not just a guy. He's some sort of alien with powers we can only guess at. Look at him. (Points at Culdee watching TV) Watching. Learning.

Culdee: This janitor's in love with this red headed ash tray.

Endless: But why didn't he kill us?

RH: I don't know. Maybe he needs us because we're important.

MarioFan2009: Well what are we gonna do?

Culdee: What are we gonna do about what?

(The get shocked faces)

Endless: Uhhhh. About the pie! The pie we're gonna make you for being such a great guy!

Culdee: Oh my god! That sounds awesome! I would kill everybody on earth and leave three other guys for some pie right now!

Endless: Hehe. Yeah.

(The three then run off into RH's house)

RH: So what do we do now?!

MarioFan2009: I got a plan guys! We need to kill him before he kills us.

RH: Kill him!? Why can't we just escape the town?

MarioFan2009: Are you kidding me. He'll catch us. If he's an alien, he can probably fly. He can probably hear us right now and he's probably got a lazer beam that can shoot us through the walls.

(MarioFan2009 then starts running around)

MarioFan2009: GAH! HE CANT CATCH US IF WE KEEP MOVING!

Endless: Can you not? I just took a random amount of pills from my medicine cabinet and your really freaking me out right now.

MarioFan2009: Okay so maybe he doesn't have lazers but if we're gonna kill him, we need to find guns.

RH: "sigh" Alright. Let's go.

MarioFan2009: Not all of us. One of us needs to go and keep an eye on him. Make sure he doesn't go anywhere.

RH: But why me!?

Endless: Because we said so!

RH: But I don't wanna!

(Endless grabs RH by the shirt)

Endless: Listen cheese head. If you don't follow the plan we'll KILL you along with Culdee!

RH: Alright alright! I'll do it!

(Endless drops Culdee)

Endless: Good. Let's go MF.

(Endless and MarioFan2009 walk off. It then cuts to "Pensacola Sporting Goods". Endless and MarioFan2009 are seen grabbing and loading up guns)

Endless: Man. I wonder if i'm one of those secret assassins though i don't know it but i'm a highly trained killing machine.

MarioFan2009: Well I could test that out by attacking you. If you repel my attack, then maybe that means your a secret assassin.

Endless: Good idea-

(MarioFan2009 hits Endless with the gun giving him a black eye)

Endless: I don- I don't think i'm a secret assassin.

(It cuts back to Culdee's house. Culdee is seen still watching TV. RH enters)

RH: Uh knock knock! Anyone home?

Culdee: Oh hey RH! Come on in! I can use some company.

(RH sits next to him on the couch)

Culdee: So how was your day?

RH: Oh uh. It was pretty good. Even though there were like no other people around, I did have a good time with the other two.

Culdee: That's nice. Hey you ever wonder how Endless eats without a mouth?

RH: No clue. Maybe he inserts it another way.

(The two laugh)

RH: You know. You ever think we could just spend more time celebrating our similarites instead of just standing on our differences, that the universe would be a much better place?

Culdee: Not really. But that line was pretty touching not gonna lie. Your some kind of deep thinker are ya?

(RH smiles. Suddenly he hears a car driving up. Endless and MarioFan2009 holding their guns are seen driving up)

RH: Hey uh Culdee i'll be right back. I think your pie might be about ready.

Culdee: Hey. We're gonna share that pie, buddy! Cause you know theres no "I" in "Pie"! ... Except for the "I" but enough about numbers. You go along.

(RH runs outside. Endless and MarioFan2009 are seen cocking their guns)

MarioFan2009: So we ready to do this?

RH: You guys. I don't think Culdee is the guy we think he is. He seams harmless and nice.

Endless: Oh my god, he drugged you!

RH: What!? No he didnt! We were just watching TV! Listen. He's not capable of hurting anyone!

MarioFan2009: Clearly he's taking over your mind with his superior alien brain!

Culdee: (Offscreen) Oh don't let them bring you down, Paul Blart! Your life has dignity! PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHA! And Comedy! HAHAHAHA! OH HEAVENS! AHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

MarioFan2009: Look, we have all the evidence that he destroyed everyone else on this world! And we need to take him out! It's for our own good.

RH: Okay okay. Your right. But he trusts me so, you guys wait here. And i'll go lure him out.

(RH runs inside. Endless and MarioFan2009 get their guns ready)

MarioFan2009: Wait a minute. What's he doing!?

(MarioFan2009 and Endless see through the window of RH warning Culdee about them)

MarioFan2009: He's supposed to be luring Culdee out here.

Endless: He's not doing anything like that. He's warning him!

(It cuts back into Culdee's house)

Culdee: Woah woah woah! Let me get this straight. They think i'm an alien?!

RH: Yes! And you have to get out of here right away!

Culdee: But how should I trust you? You went along with their plan in the first place!

RH: Because... I- I don't know why I just can't explain it. I just... I feel like your my friend I- Oh forget it you wouldn't understand.

Culdee: No. I think I do.

(Culdee smiles. RH smiles back)

Culdee: Come on buddy! Let's get out of here!

(Culdee and RH run off and enter through the back door only to see Endless and MarioFan2009 pointing guns at them)

Endless: I knew I couldn't trust you (RH), YOU FILTHY CHEESEHEAD!

RH: Guys he didn't do it!

MarioFan2009: Get out of the way, traitor.

(MarioFan2009 hits RH's head with his gun knocking him out. Endless and MarioFan2009 walk closer to Culdee)

Culdee: Wait guys please! This is just a misunderstanding!

MarioFan2009: Sometimes Culdee, you know when you met a bad egg. And your a bad egg.

(MarioFan2009 is about to pull the trigger when RH jumps in front of Culdee and takes the bullet for him)

Culdee: NOOOOOO! YOU BASTARDS!

(Culdee kneels over RH's corpse and starts crying. RH then opens his eyes and wakes up in a lab room with tubes connected to his head)

RH: GAH! What the?

(RH rips the tubes off of his head. He sees Culdee, Endless and MarioFan2009 in beds right next to him asleep also with tubes on their heads. RH then sees a bunch of monitors. One of them showing Culdee crying over RH's corpse)

RH: What the hell?

Dr. Finkleshitz: Wow that was absolutley stunning.

RH: Finkleshitz? What the hell are you talking about? What is all this!?

Dr. Finkleshitz: You see, RH, I conducted a little experiment. I created this alternate timeline where everyones memories is erased to test if anything would happen. And I figured something out from this. Your friendship with Culdee is not natural. It appears that you two have a genuine bond.

RH: Wow. I guess we really were meant to be friends.

Dr. Finkleshitz: It appears so, yes.

RH: So are they going to remember all this?

Dr. Finkleshitz: Eh i'll just wipe out their whole day. It will be like it never happened.

RH: Wow.

(RH then notices Badman, Nancy, Alternate Chef Pee Pee and Murder Man also laying on beds with tubes connected to their heads)

RH: What's going on over there?

Dr. Finkleshitz: Oh I wanted to see what would happen if four villains were in the same situation.

(Dr. Finkleshitz points at a monitor where the four villains are seen brutally beating eachother up)

Dr. Finkleshitz: They only been in there for 5 minutes. Didn't even try to learn eachothers names yet.

Trivia

 * The plot of this episode is based off of the Family Guy episode of the same name.