Da Bois Reunion!

Da Bois Reunion! is the # episode of CuldeeFell Shortz Season #

Script
SYNOPSIS - Culdee's old friends come to visit Pensacola and he shows them the ropes. Meanwhile, robbery is happening. Will Culdee and his old friends save the day?

(It starts off with a car driving up past a sign that says "Welcome to Pensacola". In the car a koopa that looks like Larry but a bit more blue is seen driving. In the passenger seat is an animatronic blue fox with red pants and an eye patch. In the backseat is a cyan pikachu wearing a scarf. A red inkling wearing a gas mask is seen poking out from behind the cyan pikachu's seat)

Red Inking: Are we there yet?

Blue Koopaling: No, Bickey. Get back in the trunk.

Bickey: Fine, dick.

(Bickey heads back in the trunk)

Blue Koopaling: Hey Ryan, how much longer until we get to Pensacola?

Ryan: Let me check.

(Ryan the blue fox animatronic checks a GPS)

Ryan: I'd say we only have a few minutes till we reach there.

Blue Koopaling: Alright! Sweet!

(The car then drives into Pensacola and drives next to a couple of houses)

Blue Koopaling: Well this the places I rented.

Cyan Pikachu: Cant wait to see Culdee again after so long, Rusty!

Rusty: Me too, Icy. Maybe we should go explore the place.

Icy: True!

(Bickey jumps out of the trunk)

Bickey: Ugh. It smells like dirty socks back there.

Ryan: Thats because I put my socks there.

Bickey: Well you suck at laundry.

Ryan: Shut up, bickster.

Rusty: Come on guys, lets not try to start an argument. I heard theres a popular house around the corner and im gonna go see if I can get us in it.

Icy: Alright.

Ryan: Okey dokey.

Bickey: Toaster.

(It then transitions to Endless driving along with Izuru)

Izuru: I swear, this seatbelt is gonna crush my rib cage.

(Izuru takes off his seatbelt. Endless then sees a big house with the sign "open house" on its yard)

Endless: "gasp" LOOK IZ, THERES AN OPEN HOUSE!

(Endless stops the car causing Izuru to crash his head into the glove department)

Endless: You know what that means!

Endless and Izuru: FREE SNACKS!

(The two run out of the car and run to the open house. Endless knocks on the door. A female house tour guide then appears)

Tour Guide: Welcome! Are you guys first time buyers?

Endless: That depends, wheres the food?

Tour Guide: Heh. Help yourselves.

(The guide points at a table filled with snacks. Endless and Izuru look on in amazment. They run to it)

Izuru: Oh f*ck yeah! They got the good shit!

Endless: They got string cheeses, Iz!

(The two eat like pigs while the guide watches in mixed feelings)

Tour Guide: Ahem. Shall we go on the tour?

Endless: Yeah sure rush me while I eat! Thats real nice!

(Izuru grabs a plate)

Izuru: Can I take this?

Tour Guide: On the tour?

Izuru: Home.

Tour Guide: No. Follow me please.

(The guide walks off. Izuru gives Endless the plate)

Izuru: Endless, take this!

Endless: One step ahead of you.

(Endless puts it in a bag. The two then go on to follow the tour guide while eating cheesesticks)

Tour Guide: So this is the dining room.

Endless: (muffled) Yeah thats great.

Tour Guide: Though I do have to inform you, someone died here.

Endless: You know, I did think I felt a presense.

(Endless brings out a ouija board and he and Izuru surround it)

Endless: Spirits. Is there anymore food left in this house?

(The triangle moves to, "No")

Endless: "gasp" Looks like this is it, Izuru.

Izuru: Well f*ck.

(The two then continue eating)

Tour Guide: So shall we continue the tour-

(Suddenly Izuru starts choking on a cheese stick)

Endless: Uh oh.

(Endless goes to tend to Izuru)

Tour Guide: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOUR SUPPOSED TO STRING THE CHEESES, NOT TAKE BITES LIKE A MAD MAN-

(Izuru ends up spitting out his cheese stick making it land in the tour guides throat causing her to choke)

Izuru: DO SOMETHING!

(Endless panicks and slams the tour guide's face on the table knocking her out)

Endless: I was certain that would work.

Rusty: Hello? I'm here for the open house tour?

Endless: (whispering) Jesus christ, what are we gonna do, Iz?

Izuru: (whispering) I dont know.

(Endless then walks to Rusty wearing the tour guide's clothes)

Endless: Im sorry but we got no snacks here so you can just skedadle please.

Rusty: Uhhhh can I get a tour?

Endless: ...

(Endless is seen leading Rusty into the dining room)

Endless: So this is the dining room, I do have to inform you that possibly two people died in this house.

Rusty: What's going on in this room?

(Rusty points to a hallway where Izuru is seen dragging the tour guide's body)

Endless: Oh those are the two ghosts so you better skedadle!

Rusty: I'll take the place!

Endless: Eh f*ck.

(It then cuts to Endless and Rusty signing contracts)

Rusty: What are these charges?

Endless: Those are your clothes and costs, but considering your a recolor of Larry Koopa, you dont need the first one but you have to have it anyway.

Rusty: Well im not buying that one.

Endless: Well then you have to deal that out with escro now please sign already.

(Rusty signs the contract. Endless gives him the house keys)

Endless: Congratulations. Welcome to the neighborhood.

Rusty: Thanks, my roommates are gonna love this place.

Endless: Yeah that figures.