User blog:CuldeeFell13/Robot Invasion Chapter 26

SYNOPSIS - CuldeeFell13, Cuphead and Mugman have finally made it to land near Pensacola. However they landed at a place at an unkown town where they had to run away from due to Cuphead screwing up. Now with the help of a girl named Webby, they are on the path to lead to a town where they can be safe but on the way, being chased by the thieves who want revenge. Will they escape to Duck Burg or will the thieves decaptiate them and put their heads on sticks?

(It starts off a few hours after the ending of chapter 24. The spear of Tobias is seen continuing to soar through the water while Culdee, Cuphead and Mugman are seen with tired faces)

Mugman: How much longer.

Cuphead: I'm not usually impatient but how much longer? We're bored.

Culdee: Look, even if it's gonna take long or not, i'm sure we'll get there eventually.

Cuphead: Yeah, once you turn old and grow a beard.

Culdee: Look, just shut your china mouth. We'll be there when we be there and that's final!

Cuphead: Whatever you say captain.

Mugman: Ugh.

(Culdee keeps looking around sea. He sees nearby land and gasps)

Culdee: Guys look! Land ho!

Cuphead: Ugh finally we can blow this joint!

Mugman: Noice!

(The boat stops at land and the three head off)

Cuphead: So now what?

Culdee: Well we just need to find some help.

Mugman: I see a small town of hooded people! Maybe they can show us directions!

Culdee: Good idea Mughead. Let's go!

Mugman: Um. My name is Mugman-

Culdee: Not now Mugdan, we got us some help.

(The three enter the town of theives)

Theif 1: Welcome strangers to our town! Would you like to buy some illegal stuff?

Culdee: Uhhhh no thank you. We just came to get some directions for Pensacola.

Theif 1: Oh, well i'd hate to toot your own horn stranger, but Pensacola is like very far away from here.

Culdee: Ugh damn it. Maybe someone can get us some transportation. Let's go boys.

(The three continue to look around the town)

Culdee: While we're looking for some help, i'm gonna go to that bar over there and get some root beer.

Cuphead: Okay. We'll just look around the place.

(Culdee heads over to the theif bar while Cuphead and Mugman walk off)

Theif 8: What will it be Stranger?

Culdee: I'll have two rootbear's please.

Theif 8: Very well Stranger.

(The theif pours in Culdee's drink)

Culdee: "sigh" Man. What am I going to do?

Theif 9: Alright little lady. Give us all of your money or we'll make a stew out of you.

Culdee: Hm?

(An anthropromorphic duck wearing a pink bow is seen getting surrounded by theives)

Duck Girl: Please. I just want to buy some food.

Theif 10: Well tough luck. Give us the money or I swear to god I will shove this knife down your throat.

Culdee: That girl's in trouble.

(Culdee then reaches into his pocket and grabs something)

Culdee: My emergency suit chip. I forgot about this. It can give me back the parts of the suit I need.

(Culdee presses the button on the chip which causes the broken Metal Fell peices from the island to fly back to Culdee, putting his Metal Fell suit back on)

Duck Girl: No. I promised to buy some food.

Theif 13: So be it, duck girl.

(The theifs are just about to hurt the duck when...)

Metal Fell: HEY! How about you pick on someone your own size.

Theif 12: He does have a point.

Theif 7: GET HIM!

(The theifs charge at Metal Fell. Metal Fell then grabs a nearby pole)

Metal Fell: En Guarde!

(Metal Fell attacks the theives with the pole knocking them down. A theif tries to attack Culdee from behind but Culdee punches him in the crotch causing him to fall on an upcoming Theif knocking both of them down. Three theives charge at Metal Fell from different directions. Metal Fell knocks two of them out using a some punches and the last one with a kick to the gut)

Theivf 16: OW! OKAY! I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

Metal Fell: I won't kill you. I'm just putting you to sleep.

Theif 16: What?

(Metal Fell punches the theif in the face knocking him out)

Metal Fell: Phew.

(Metal Fell removes his mask)

Duck Girl: Wow that was amazing. I didn't expect you to go rouge on all those theives. I thought you were just gonna distract them like run away or something.

Culdee: Well it's all in a day's work.

Duck Girl: I'm Webby by the way.

Culdee: CuldeeFell13.

(The two shake hands)

Webby: Well I better be off. I promised my family I would get some extra food.

Culdee: Alright! See ya!

(Webby runs off)

Culdee: Hmm. Nice kid. Well better go find the others.

(Culdee walks off and sees Cuphead and Mugman talking to a thief who is holding his arms behind his back)

Cuphead: 27!

Theif 3: No.

(Cuphead then places some gold bars)

Cuphead: 27!

Theif 3: No.

(Cuphead then places more gold bars)

Cuphead: 27.

Theif 3: No.

Mugman: I cuphead i think-

Cuphead: Shut up Mugman im trying to win us a ferrari.

(Cuphead places more gold bars)

Cuphead: Is it 27?

Theif 3: No.

(Culdee then walks up)

Culdee: There you guys are. What the hell are you doing?

Mugman: He's trying to guess how many fingers this theif is holding behind his back. And the most stupidest part is that hes only guessing 27.

(Cuphead places more gold bars)

Cuphead: 27!

Theif 3: No. Where do you keep getting all these gold bars from?

Cuphead: Oh i won an unlimited supply after selling the devil's casino.

Theif 3: Alllrighht.....

Cuphead: Now, is it-

(Cuphead is about to place more gold bars but Culdee grabs his arm before he can finish)

Culdee: Yeah thats enough. Sorry for wasting your time Mr. Theif. We gotta go to-

Theif 3: Did you guess two? Well you win!

Culdee: Cool! What do i win?

Theif 3: A sad feeling.

Culdee: Aww.

Cuphead: Wait. Your telling me, THATS THE PRIZE!?

Culdee: Enough. Now lets get back to the boat. We dont have all day.

Cuphead: Ugh fine. Such a party pooper.

(As they are walking off, Cuphead then sees a thief talking to a bartender. Cuphead then looks inside the theif's bag and sees a scepter. He looks around and then grabs the scepter out of the theif's bag)

Culdee: Mugman what the hell are you doing?

Cuphead: Oh nothing! Come on, lets get to the boat.

Culdee: Ooookay then.

(Culdee and the others continue walking off. They finally make it back to the Spear of Tobias)

Culdee: Alright. Everyone get back on the boat and lets- WHAT THE!?

(Culdee looks with a shocked face and see that his boat is trashed)

Culdee: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SPEAR OF TOBIAS!?

Theif 90: Hey.

(Culdee looks behind him and sees a bunch of angry thiefs behind him)

Culdee: Did you do this?

Theif 43: Yes we did.

Theif 64: All because your little friend took our scepter.

Culdee: Scepter?

(Culdee looks at Cuphead who is admiring his stolen scepter. He looks at Culdee and smiles nervously)

Culdee: YOU LITTLE CHINA HEADED BASTARD!

Theif 32: And thats not all part of the plan. Now that we have destroyed your escape route, its the perfect time to take back our stolen good, and maybe decapitate you three as well.

Culdee: Well if you want to do that...

(Culdee activates his Metal-Fell suit. Cuphead and Mugman then activate their finger lasers)

Metal Fell: Your gonna have to get through us.

Thief 32: How cute.

(A bunch of thieves charge at the three. Cuphead and Mugman start shooting lasers while Metal Fell charges at the thiefs brutally murdering some of them)

Thief 36: He's too strong for us!

Theif 98: Do we retreat?

Thief 23: No. Bring out the beasts!

(A thief gets a shocked face. A theif then whistles and a bunch of morbid looking beasts come charging out)

Metal Fell: Holy....

(A beast swings at Metal Fell. He jumps over the swinging attack)

Metal Fell: HAH-

(Metal Fell gets distracted as another beast swings at Metal Fell hitting him, causing him to fly into a rock)

Cuphead: CULDEE!

(Cuphead and Mugman run to Metal Fell who is seen with pieces of his suit off)

Cuphead: Damn you dont look too good.

Metal Fell: oh you think. That beast flew me into a rock and now my suit is broken again. I really gotta upgrade my suit.

(Mugman looks behind him and sees the thieves and the beasts charging at them)

Cuphead: Well we better ditch this fight. Theres no way we're getting out alive. Not with all these guys.

Mugman: Lets run into the forest! Maybe they might miss us there!

Cuphead: Nah that wont work. Ooh! How about to run into the forest to hide.

Mugman: ... Great idea cuphead.

Cuphead: Thank you I try very hard.

(An arrow is seen flying next to Metal Fell)

Cuphead: Lets go.

(The three run off into the forest. They quickly hide behind a tree while the thieves and beasts run by without noticing)

Theif 78: They went this way!

Metal Fell: Alright I think we lost them.

Cuphead: What now?

Webby: Pssst. Over here.

Metal Fell: Webby? I thought you went to give your groceries to the people at your town.

Webby: I am on my way but then I heard you guys getting chased by a bunch of theives and some morbid beasts. Follow me. Ill lead you to my town where you'll be safe.

Metal Fell: Well whatever it takes to get away from those crazed hooligans. Alright lets go.

Webby: Excellent! Follow me!

(The four sneak off)

Webby: Alright, we should be about five minutes away from Duck Burg. As long as we stay very quiet-

(Mugman then steps on a bunch of twigs making a cracking sound)

Webby: Well at least it the sound wasnt loud-

(A theif then jumps out of a bush)

Webby: GAH!

Theif 32: I FOUND THEM! THEY'RE OVER HERE!

Mugman: RUN!

(The four continue running. They then pause as they are standing behind a deep dark trench)

Metal Fell: My suits too damaged to jump that.

(Cuphead looks behind him and sees the theives and beasts charging at them)

Cuphead: Welp we're f***ed.

Webby: Not if I can help it.

(Webby grabs a grappling hook and shoots it to the other end of the trench)

Webby: Grab on.

(Metal Fell, Cuphead, and Mugman grab onto Webby and she releases her grappling hook sending them flying across the trench)

Theif 89: DAMN IT! They got away.

(Metal Fell then charges up his weapon)

Theif 91: Soooo what do we do now-

(The theives and beasts then all get shot to death)

Metal Fell: Thats to make sure MF doesn't complain about Karma Houdinis again.

Webby: Come on! Duck Burgs right this way!

(The four run off. A few minutes later, they arrive at a gate)

Webby: We made it. Theres the gate to Duck Burg.

Duck Guard: Name?

Webby: Webby Vanderquack.

Duck Guard: Aight.

(The duck guards open up the gate and the four enter)

Webby: Well, we're here.

???: Webby.

(Three ducks similar to webby appear. One is wearing a red shirt and a red cap, one wearing a blue shirt and one wearing a green hoodie.

Duck 1: You've been out shopping for a while now.

Duck 2: Where have you been?

Duck 3: Who's your friends.

Webby: Huey, Dewey, Louie, This is Culdee, Cuphead and Mugman. They were being chased by a bunch of theives.

Louie: And the food?

Webby: Uh i may have lost the bags while i was saving them.

Louie: Its cool. I dont mind starving.

Dewey: Why do you guys have cups for heads?

Cuphead: Yeah well your ducks who act like humans.

Dewey: ... Touche.

Webby: I'll take you guys to meet my uncle. Perhaps he can give you guys a place to stay.

Culdee: Well I could use a place to stay for a bit before me and my friends have to find our home.

Webby: Super! Lets go!

(It then cuts to inside McDuck Manor. Webby opens the door)

Scrooge: Ahh Webby. Took you a while. Who are your friends here?

Webby: Uncle Scrooge, I found these guys being chased by thieves. They need a place to stay for a while.

Scrooge: Hmmm. Well I suppose they can stay in the basement until they move out.

Webby: Okay! Thanks Uncle Scrooge!

Scrooge: No problem Webby.

(It then cuts to the basement of McDuck Manor. Culdee, Cuphead and Mugman are seen with sleeping bags)

Cuphead: Well this wasn't the luxury I thought of.

Mugman: Not every place has to be luxorus Cuphead.

Cuphead: Im sorry did I ask you?

Culdee: Now now guys. Lets not get into an argument. I had a long day that lasted three chapters and I need some rest. We'll be closer to home tommorow. I promise.

Cuphead: Ugh fine.

Culdee: Good night you two.

(Culdee turns off the lights as the chapter ends)