User blog:CuldeeFell13/Robot Invasion Chapter 30

SYNOPSIS - In this 3/4 finale, Chef Pee Pee is on a journey to try and locate his escaped creation while Chef v1000 send some off the pillagers who are asking for a second chance to hunt him down. Meanwhile, the heroes are taken by surprise by the robot invasion and dont know what to do.

(It starts off back at Pensacola. Robots are seen patrolling Pensacola. Many citizens are seen hiding in houses. A few are trying to make a break for it only to be either killed or taken away. It then transitions to a dark area in 1000's base. Chef v1000 is seen thinking. Fleegle is seen coming in)

Fleegle: Hey uh Chef v1000. I got a question if you dont mind.

Chef v1000: Ask away, Fleeg.

Fleegle: So about Chef Pee Pee, Mario and his family said something about Chef Pee Pee coming here. Should we do something about it?

Chef v1000: Im currently trying to think of who to go. I cant go myself since I got to watch my robots to make sure they dont mess up like those god forsaken pillagers.

(A doorbell sound is heard. Chef v1000 turns on the doorbell camera and sees an angry looking Pillager leader with a few pillagers)

Chef v1000: "sigh" Speak of the devil.

(Chef v1000 angrilly walks to the door and opens it)

Chef v1000: What do you all want?

Pillager Leader: Some of the pillagers have kept complaining that Pensacola is running out of the many resources they have even though you promised alot for them.

Chef v1000: *mutters* Prolly because your pillagers are complete PIGS and waste everything they use.

Pillager Leader: PARDON!?

Chef v1000: I didnt say anything.

Pillager Leader: Look Mr. Chef v1000. You said that "Chef v1000" never lies and you promised us supplies and jobs. So far you have laid off the pillagers for some reason.

Chef v1000: Well that reason is attacking the city and RUINING my attack plan!

Pillager Leader: I see.

(The pillager leader turns around and faces the pillagers)

Pillager Leader: Pillagers. Is there something you want to say to Mr. 1000?

Pillagers: *mutters* Sorry...

Pillager Leader: Say it like you mean it.

Pillagers: Sorry!

Chef v1000: "sigh" Your forgiven. But I dont think i'll let you back in the feild for a while.

Pillager Leader: Well they at least have to assist in something.

Chef v1000: Hmmm.

(A light bulb lights up on Chef v1000's head indicating he has an idea)

Fleegle: Where did that light bulb come from?

Chef v1000: The pillagers are good at patrolling right?

Pillager Leader: Well yes. We've been patrolling for decades.

Chef v1000: I need you to send patrols in the forest. That should be where Chef Pee Pee is roaming around. I need you all to try to find him and bring him back to me.

Pillager 2: Dead or alive?

Chef v1000: Oh either would be fine. Though I have a heavy preference for being caught alive so I can kill him myself.

Pillager Leader: Good idea.

(Pillager Leader faces the pillagers again)

Pillager Leader: Alright. New plan. Your goal is to search the outer pensacola forest. Find Chef Pee Pee and bring him to Chef v1000. Dead or alive. Do not fail me or Chef v1000.

Pillagers: Yes sir.

Pillager Leader: Then its settled. The pillagers will patrol the forests and search for Chef Pee Pee while the rest of the robots take over Pensacola.

Pillager 3: Hopefully out of this. you give us more food and supplies.

Pillager 5: And dont forget Joe Mama's Firewood Pizza!

Chef v1000: Yes yes i'll get you all those things as long as you bring him back. Dead or alive. Now go move move!

(The pillagers scatter off. It then cuts back to Endless' apartment in Pensacola. Aiden is seen patrolling around the apartment while Endless is watching TV all while Izuru is making waffles)

Tito: Breaking news! I'm news anchor teeds! Goodman is currently on vacation due to another city attack. I swear we dont get enough of this. Anyways, now for the news! Robots are attacking the city, kidnapping people and forcing them to mine! I should know! I'm currently imprisoned in the mine!

(It shows that Tito is actually in the mines chained up with Dave 2.0 watching)

Dave 2.0: Hurry it up or die.

Tito: Anyways, if your still out there alive, you better pray to god-

(Dave 2.0 destroys the camera out of impatience, ending the news feed)

Endless: This is fine.

(Izuru is seen with a plate of waffles)

Izuru: What'd I miss?

Endless: Appearantly the robots are grabbing people and forcing them to mine.

Izuru: Ah. Death out of exahustian. Clever.

(Suddenly there is a loud knock on the door. Izuru quickly grabs his katana while Endless slowly walks over to the door. He opens the door revealing to be RH and MarioFan)

RH: Endless thank god.

(Izuru lowers his katana)

Endless: Mah bois. Come on in.

(RH and MarioFan head inside while Endless slams the door shut)

MarioFan: Man. Lucky for Culdee he moved out before all this happened.

RH: True. Though we could really use Metal Fell right about now.

(MarioFan notices Aiden looking around the windows)

MarioFan: What is he doing here?

Izuru: Appearantly Beacontown was also attacked by robots. Maya and Gill were taken and now we have to deal with this b*tchass.

Aiden: Heh bi-

(Izuru brings out his katana. Aiden shuts up)

Endless: Well as long as your in the Endless apartment, nothing can hurt you-

(A bunch of Robotic Buddies break down the door)

Izuru: You dont shut your non existent mouth, do you?

Aiden: HA!

Robotic Buddy 643: You really think we didnt see yall enter the apartment!

RH: How did you automatically find us.

Robotic buddy 245: I dont know. Plot.

Aiden: DAMN YOU PLOT!

Robotic Buddy 643: Anyways, your coming with us or you will get a slow and painfull death-

(The buddies are interupted as Vandal Buster II breaks in and throws netbombs at them trapping them to the wall)

Aiden: DAYUM!

RH: Nice shot, June!

Vandal Buster II: Thanks babe. We gotta move now! I dont think net bombs can move rabid metal creatures for long.

Endless: No worries. We'll take Mechabilities.

(The Mechabilities suit crashes from the ceiling)

Apartment Neighbor (voice): DID A F*CKING ROBOT JUST CRASH THROUGH MY CEILING!

(Endless enters the mechabilities suit)

Mechabilities: Lets fly.

(RH, VBII and MarioFan grab onto Mechabilities. Aiden tries to get on but he flies away before he gets the chance)

Aiden: Welp. I'm on my own.

(Aiden pulls out an elytra and flys off just as the Robotic Buddies rip off June's netbombs)

Robotic Buddy 643: GO AHEAD AND RUN COWARDS! WE'LL GET YA! MARK MY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDS!

(It then cuts to the forest. Chef Pee Pee is seen roaming when he then hears chatting)

Pillager 345: See anything yet?

(Chef Pee Pee hides behind a tree and peaks by revealing that a pillager patrol is seen)

Pilagger 982: Nothing yet.

Pillager 345: Well we better keep an eye out. We dont want to dissapoint Chef v1000 not after recently.

Pillager 212: Man I would stab an eyeball for a slice of Joe Mama's firewood pizza right about now.

Chef Pee Pee: Pillagers. I better be stealthy.

(Chef Pee Pee then walks away. He eventually runs into a garden.)

Chef Pee Pee: Whats a garden doing in the middle of a forest?

(Chef Pee Pee then notices that green leaves are being grown in the garden. He takes a closer look and discovers)

Chef Pee Pee: Is this... Weed?

???: OI!

(Chef Pee Pee turns around in shock. He sees the shadow of what appears to be a big figure)

???: Dont you dare touch my stash!

Chef Pee Pee: Uh-um i'm really sorry sir. I didnt touch your stash. I-I-I'm just-

(The shadow then shrinks and out comes a small white rabbit)

White Rabbit: God damn hoodlins always trying to touch my stash.

(The white rabbit pulls out a cigarette and smokes)

Chef Pee Pee: Well once again im sorry. Im just on my way to find someone by the name of Chef v1000. Have you seen him? He's a tall figure wearing chef clothes, pale skin, hallow eyes with red pupils and endo hands.

White Rabbit: I've smoked so much maruana that I lost count of how much weird sh*t i seen.

Chef Pee Pee: Uh who are you? And why do you have a weed farm in the middle of a forest.

(The white rabbit smokes out a puff)

White Rabbit: First off, you can call me "Stone Hare" secondly, you know the government. Outlawing *cough* everything. I hide here where theres no law, only "cough" weed.

Chef Pee Pee: Okay then?

Stone Hare: So where are you off to, me amigo?

Chef Pee Pee: Like I said before, im currently looking for a robot who goes by the name Chef v1000. And its gonna be hard to do it considering Pillagers are around here. Prolly helping Chef v1000 find me since they also attacked the city earlier which gave the the idea to hunt him down and stop him for good.

Stone Hare: Ah *cough cough cough*

Chef Pee Pee: Uh. You okay?

Stone Hare: Its fine it happens really often. It also happened to my old friend Garcello. Rest in peice old friend.

Chef Pee Pee: Yeahhh well I should get going-

(An arrow is shot into Chef Pee Pee's head)

Chef Pee Pee: THE HELL!?

(Chef Pee Pee sees that pillagers have found him)

Pillager 765: I FOUND CHEF PEE PEE! HE'S OVER HERE!

Chef Pee Pee: S**T!

Stone Hare: Uh oh mon.

(Chef Pee Pee hides behind a fallen tree. A few pillagers walk up to the trunk. Chef Pee Pee quickly hacks them with his butcher knife. A pillager sees this and grabs a flaming alchahol bottle)

Stone Hare: Oh damn.

Chef Pee Pee: LOOK OUT!

(Chef Pee Pee grabs Stone Hare right before the alchahol bottle sets the entire farm on fire completley destroying it)

Stone Hare: MY FARM! MY 20 YEARS! YOU BASTARDS!

Chef Pee Pee: No time to fight! We need to run!

(Chef Pee Pee grabs Stone Hare and hides him in his chef hat)

Stone Hare: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS YOU SQUIDWARD F*CKS! YOU HEAR ME- *cough* Aw man I need another blunt.

(It cuts back to Pensacola. Mechabilities is seen flying with RH, June and MarioFan are seen flying through while Chef v1000 and some of his robot goons are seen surrounding more civilians)

Chef v1000: *snickers* You fools. You honestly think the power of "teamwork" is the key to winning. No matter how much you try to fight, organic beings will fall and the mechanical will rise. Now its best you all give up, or we're gonna have some problems-

???: CH-CH-CHEF V1000.

Chef v1000: ... That voice. Show yourself.

(Heavy footsteps are heard. Everyone turns around and faces a shadow of a familiar figure.)

Chef v2: Oh my god.

Chef v3: I- Is that?

(The figure is revealed to be Chef v1 holding his signature chainsaw)

Chef v1000: Chef v1? I havnt seen you since before your face was destroyed.

Chef v1: ...

Chef v1000: What are you doing back? Are you here to help me continue what you started?

Chef v1: N-n-no.

Chef v1000: ?

Chef v1: I'm h-h-here to finish what I s-s-started. I'm not letting you c-c-continue the mistake massacre that I m-m-made.

Chef v1000: Mistake? I thought you wanted revenge?

Chef v1: We-e-ell that was b-b-before I r-r-realized. Wh-what if I d-d-dont wanna b-b-be the b-b-bad guy an-n-nymore. I'm d-done with this th-thousand. Im ending this. R-r-right now.

Chef v1000: ... So this is how it ends, huh?

Chef v1: ?

Chef v1000: I've advised you from the very beggining, and this is how its gonna be for us?

Chef v1: I-i-i-i-its more than you de-de-serve.

Chef v1000: Well lets settle this then. A chef robot with a high IQ wearing a hat with many arms poking out, vs a stuttering robot wielding an old rusty rattling chainsaw. What harm could you possibly do?

Chef v1: Y-you're ab-b-b-bout to find-ind out.

(Chef v1 then charges at Chef v1000 who quickly jumps out of the way. Chef v1000 jumps on top of Chef v1 causing him to drop his chainsaw. The two go out hand to hand)

Crystal: Should we stop them?

Skulldozer: Eh. I'm in the mood for popcorn right about now.

(Chef v1000 continues clawing at Chef v1 but Chef v1 kicks him off of him, getting up and grabbing his chainsaw back)

Chef v1000: Looks like your not as bad as I thought.

Chef v1: Theres a lot about me that you're about to discover.

(The two continue beating eachother up)

Tunabot 3: YEAH BOSS! HAVE AT HIM! F*CK HIM UP!

Crystal: Don't give up yet! You got this, Chef v1!

(Tunabot 3 turns around only for Crystal to hide in a bush out of sight)

Tunabot 3: Must be my head messing with me.

(It cuts back to the forest. Chef Pee Pee is seen walking while Stone Hare is still in his hat)

Stone Hare: "cough" So let me get this straight, there was a robot you made a long time ago that you later trapped in a bacta tank, and now it escaped and your trying to hunt it down.

Chef Pee Pee: Yeah. Basically what had happened was back in 2015. I was showing a buisness executive a robotic hat of mine. I was trying to make an automatic chef that would finally end world hunger.

Stone Hare: What happened next?

Chef Pee Pee: Well...

(Quick flashbacks show glowing red eyes, blood being splattered on a while screams of terror are heard)

Chef Pee Pee: I-it doesn't matter. Ever since the "incident" I wanted to forget about robotics but decided against it after some years. Now i'm going back to finish that robotic accident I made-

Stone Hare: Duck!

Chef Pee Pee: Dude don't interupt my speech talking about ducks, now as I was saying-

Stone Hare: No you junkie! Duck!

Chef Pee Pee: Wha-

(Chef Pee Pee sees an arrow pacing towards him and he ducks just in time)

Chef Pee Pee: What the-

Pillager 372: I FOUND HIM! HE'S OVER THERE! WEE WOO! WEE WOO WEE WOO!

Stone Hare: Time to make like a tree and get the f*ck outa here.

Chef Pee Pee: You read my thoughts.

(Chef Pee Pee runs off while more arrows charge at him. Chef Pee Pee then runs to a bridge where a bunch of Pillagers and Ravagers appear in front of him. Chef Pee Pee turns around only to see he is surrounded)

Stone Hare: What do we do now, mon?

Chef Pee Pee: Now... we fight.

(Chef Pee Pee pulls out his butcher knife. Stone Hare then pulls out a bunch of potions)

Chef Pee Pee: Where did you get the potions?

Stone Hare: My old farm was a meth lab but I also like to produce other stuff in my spare time. My science teacher was a minecraft witch.

Chef Pee Pee: I guess science was the only thing you were good at in school. No offense.

Stone Hare: None taken. LETS BURN THIS CANDLE!

(The pillagers attack from all around. Chef Pee Pee starts attacking the pillagers with the help of Stone Hare assiting him with potions to make him stand better of a chance. It then cuts back to Pensacola where Chef v1000 is seen taking massive hits from Chef v1 and getting cut with his chainsaw a few times. Chef v2 and Chef v3 are seen watching from on top of a building)

Chef v2: A-and thats why I just.. I just think we should... Talk it out you kn-know. Violence isn't gonna get us anywhere-

Chef v3: Oh will you QUIT talking for 5 seconds you mangy mess!? Im trying to watch the battle going on and YOU-

Chef v2: H-hey hey. This is exactly what I was talking about! Violence! Just... breathe man... breath..

(Chef v3 inhales and slowly exhales)

Chef v2: Better?

Chef v3: Much better.

Chef v2: Oh good. You're not you when you're hungry. This dusty battlefield is getting to your gears my friend. Its bad for our sinuses and you know what the doctor said about-

(Suddenly mechanical wirring is heard)

Chef v2: What the-

Chef v3: What's that noise?

(The two then see Harold the Helicopter from "Thomas and Friends" flying through the sky)

Chef v2: Oh no...

Chef v3: What did you say about our sinuses again!? Oh no. OH NO!

Harold: Routine fly by chaps! Hello!

Chef v3: And I just got my engine all cleared out! Son of a BITCH! We gotta get outa here, now!

Chef v2: Hey watch the language will ya? There's kiddies reading at home!

Chef v3: Oh we gave up caring about the children, LONG AGO!

(Suddenly white powder goes flying all around the battlefield getting all over the robots)

Harold: Woop- sorry about the mess. Can't stay to clean up! Got to go! BYE NOW!

(Harold flies away)

Chef v3: NOOOOOOOOOO! I spent two hours in the mirror everyday to make this look COME ALIVE!

Chef v2: This situation brings me back to the college days.

Chef v3: You!? A graduate!? HA!

Tunabot 3: Where did this- *achoo* white powder come from?

Chef v1: Why *achoo* wont... you.... DIE!

(Chef v1 continues stranging Chef v1000)

Tunabot 3: COME ON BOSS! *achoo* FRY HIS ROBOTIC *achoo* BRAINS!

(It cuts back to Chef Pee Pee fighting the Pillagers. Eventually theres no illager left)

Chef Pee Pee: YEAH! TAKE THAT! Nice teamwork!

Stone Hare: No "cough" problem.

(Suddenly a horn blairs)

Chef Pee Pee: Huh?

(More crowds of pillagers appear and surround the two)

Chef Pee Pee: Oh...

Stone Hare: You gotta be "cough"ing kidding me!

Chef Pee Pee: I might need more of those potions, Stone Hare!

Stone Hare: Sorry dude. We ran out.

Chef Pee Pee: F*ck!

Pillager 631: It's over for you. Surrender now or we will be forced to fire!

Stone Hare: What do we do now, mon?

Chef Pee Pee: Well considering i dont have enough strengh in my to fight and you dont have any more potions, theres only one way to fight now.

(Chef Pee Pee then jumps off the bridge landing in the water below. The pillagers look down and see nothing but his chef hat floating in the water)

Pillager 382: I think this it! We killed Chef Pee Pee! Oh this is definetly one for the grand kids! Hehehe. Hahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA-

(Suddenly Chef Pee Pee comes out grabbing his hat and swimming away)

Pillager 382: HA- Ohhhh son of a bitch.

Pillager 302: You just cant keep your mouth shut can you?

Pillager 382: SHUT UP AND FIRE!

(The pillagers open fire at Chef Pee Pee but in the end, he is out of sight)

Pillager 321: ... Well this isnt good.

Pillager 302: We're gonna have to tell him the bad news.

(A vex appears flying up)

Pillager 302: Tell Chef v1000 that we lost him.

(The vex nods and flies away. It cuts back to Chef v1 brutally beating up Chef v1000)

Chef v1: I-I-IM NOT GONNA L-L-LET THIS STAND ANY LO-LO-LONGER!

(The vex then flies next to Chef v1000 and whispers in his ear. Chef v1000 immediently gets a pissed off expression)

Chef v1000: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Chef v1000 pushes Chef v1 off of him sending him flying into a wall. Chef v1 gets up and sees Chef v1000 holding Chef v1's chainsaw. Chef v1000 snaps the chainsaw in half. Chef v1 looks at this pissed and gets up, enraged. He then charges at Chef v1000)

Chef v1: YO-YOU WANT A P-PIECE OF ME!? YOU WANT A PIECE!?

Chef v1000: No.

(Chef v1000 grabs a giant glass shard of a broken window)

Chef v1000: I want.....

(Chef v1000 then slashes at Chef v1000 slicing him vertically in half)

Chef v1000: Two.

(Both Chef v1's sides collapse onto the floor signifying that he has been finished off)

Skulldozer: No...

Tunabot 3: YEEEEEEEEEEEEES! THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! WOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO! NOW WE"RE TALKING! YEAH! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Chef v1000 growls and then jumps angrilly away)

Tunabot 3: Was it something I said?

(It then cuts to Chef Pee Pee struggling to swim through the river. He then finds a part of a surfboard and uses it to stay afloat)

Chef Pee Pee: Finally caught a lucky break!

(Stone Hare now having wet fur climbs on top of Chef Pee Pee's head)

Stone Hare: Holy sh*t! How did we survive that?

Chef Pee Pee: No idea. Also sorry about jumping into the river without a warning.

Stone Hare: Eh its fine. I been through worse.

(Chef Pee Pee and Stone Hare are seen rafting under a bridge where the doodles are seen looking over the bridge)

Doodle AsphaltianOof: Haha. If they go over that waterfall, they're doomed. Hehe. Syanara!

(The doodles walk off laughing)

Stone Hare: What was that about a fall?! What fall!?

Chef Pee Pee: What!? I cant hear you over the water!

Stone Hare: WE MIGHT FALL OVER SOMETHING-

Chef Pee Pee: Sh! Can you hear a strange sound?

(The two look ahead and see that a huge waterfall is ahead. The two both look at eachother with utter fear in their eyes)

Chef Pee Pee: WATERFAAAAAAAAALL!

(Chef Pee Pee tries to paddle away with no use)

Chef Pee Pee: GRAB ONTO SOMETHING!

Stone Hare: LIKE WHAT!?

Chef Pee Pee: I DON'T KNOW!

(Stone Hare then sees a branch. He jumps onto it)

Stone Hare: Grab on!

(Chef Pee Pee tries to reach out to the branch but Chef Pee Pee misses it and is at the edge of the water fall. Stone Hare covers his eyes in horror)

Chef Pee Pee: Oh god! Oh Jesus! OH MARY AND JOSEPH!

(Chef Pee Pee screams as he falls into the lake below causing the chapter to go black)