Lucky Charm!

Lucky Charm! is the # episode of CuldeeFell Shortz Season #

Script
SYNOPSIS - After finding a pot of gold, a leprechaun gives Culdee good luck, which does not work out for him.

(The short begins with Culdee, Endless, MarioFan2009 and RH sitting in a park bench while its raining)

Endless: So uh, what did the weather guy say again?

RH: He said that there was going to be clear skies, but he got it wrong again.

(They then see Goodman being chased by an angry mob holding pitchforks and torches)

Goodman: PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!!!

Endless: Liar deserved it.

Culdee: So what now guys?

(Suddenly the rain then stops)

MarioFan2009: Finally the rains done! I am so going fishing now!

Endless: Eh why not.

(MarioFan2009 and Endless run off)

RH: So you want to go fishing with the others?

Culdee: Nah it aint my thing.

RH: Hmm.

(RH then looks up and sees a rainbow)

RH: Woah Culdee, check it out!

Culdee: What?

RH: A rainbow! Rumors say that if you get to the end of the rainbow, theres a pot of gold there.

Culdee: Thats a bunch of baloney.

RH: Well theres no reason to go and find out.

Culdee: Eh you go on RH. Im just gonna sleep under this tree.

RH: Alright then sleepy head.

(RH runs off while Culdee starts napping under a tree. It then cuts to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun is seen sleeping next to his gold when an alarm clock rings)

Leprechaun: "yawn" Top of the morning already? Well I best go and get me some food. Chicken wings sound delicious right now.

(The leprechaun runs off leaving his pot of gold behind. RH is seen roaming through the trees)

RH: Well im at the end of the rainbow but i dont see no gold. Culdees right. Its just a bunch of baloney. Might as well go back to him-

(RH then catches glowing)

RH: Huh?

(RH looks through the bush and sees the pot of gold)

RH: The pot of gold! I knew it exists!

(RH looks around he then sneaks to the pot and grabs it)

RH: Dear god this things heavy! Can't wait to rub this into Culdee's face.

(RH walks off struggling to carry the pot of gold. Just as he leaves sight, the leprechaun comes back with chicken wings)

Leprechaun: Man i cant wait to eat these chicken wings. Ill just eat them next to my pot of gold-

(He then sees that the pot is missing)

Leprechaun: Well crap.

(Culdee is seen still sleeping when RH walks up to him and drops the pot of gold next to him)

RH: Culdee! I found it! I found the pot of gold!

Culdee: RH for the last time that pot of gold thing is a bunch of balone-

(Culdee then opens his eyes seeing that RH is telling the truth. Culdee examines it)

Culdee: Oh my god! Look at this! this aint fake at all! You literally found a pot of gold!

RH: Yep! Told ya it was real.

Culdee: Man RH, just think about all the pizza rolls and chicken wings we can buy with this-

Leprechaun: Me pot of gold!

RH: Wha- How did you find us.

Leprechaun: Leprechaun magic. Now which one of you simpletons stole me pot of gold?

(Culdee points at RH)

Culdee: HE FOUND IT! HE WAS JUST SHOWING IT TO ME! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!

(Culdee hides behind RH)

RH: Wha?

Leprechaun: Please give me gold back. In return i will give you anything you want!

RH: Anything huh-

(Culdee pushes RH aside)

Culdee: Nah I was just pulling your leg. I found it.

RH: HEY!

Culdee: Now about that promise?

Leprechaun: I can cast a spell that will give you good luck for the rest of your life!

Culdee: Deal!

Leprechaun: Very well then.

(The leprechaun snaps his fingers)

Culdee: ... that's it?

Leprechaun: Yep. You now have good luck for the rest of your life.

(The Leprechaun takes back his pot of gold)

Leprechaun: Pleasure doing buisness with ya!

Culdee: Oh man! Infinite good luck! All because of a pot of gold.

RH: That I found.

Culdee: Whatever. Lets go find MarioFan2009 and Endless and tell them the good news.

RH: Horray....

(Culdee and RH run off. MarioFan2009 and Endless are seen near a lake fishing and not catching anything)

MarioFan2009: Man I cant catch s***. Did you find anything endless.

Endless: Nope. Nothing except some rusty leather boots. Nothing i can do with these other than these would be a good birthday gift for Izuru.

(Culdee and RH then run up)

Culdee: Guys! I got some great news-

MarioFan2009: Save it for the road home Culdee.

(MarioFan gives Culdee his fishing rod)

MarioFan2009: Here, hold in the line until I start the car.

(MarioFan walks off)

Culdee: Okey dokey!

(Culdee sits near the dock)

Culdee: Man this is why I hate fishing. Its so boring.

Endless: Jackpot!

Culdee: What?

Endless: I found a glove.

Culdee: Oh good for you.

(Suddenly Culdee's line starts moving)

Culdee: What the?

Endless: Whats wrong?

Culdee: The line. I think I caught something.

Endless: If its another glove I call dibs!

(Culdee uses all his strength to pull out the line and pulls out a huge fish)

Endless: Woah.

Culdee: ... Ew.

(MarioFan2009 walks up)

MarioFan2009: Hey I got the car started- HOLY CRAP CULDEE!

Culdee: What?

MarioFan2009: That is the biggest piece of salmon I ever seen! How did you caught a fish when I couldn't catch jack s***?!

Culdee: Well I guess you can say I have, "Good Luck" (winks)

RH: "scoff"

MarioFan2009: Well lets bring that fish home and we will eat like kings tonight!

Culdee: AWESOME!

Endless: Lets just hope we dont endure the wraith of That Vegan Teacher.

Culdee: Also one more thing MarioFan, I can only it mayonaise with my fish.

MarioFan2009: Oh shoot. I think i forgot to buy some.

Culdee: I think I can handel that.

(Culdee looks up and sees a plane thats falling down)

Pilot: DUDE! WE'RE FALLING FROM THE SKY! WE GOT TO DROP THE LOAD!

(The co-pilot presses a button that releases two tubs of Mayo onto Culdee splattering it everywhere)

Culdee: Noice.

(It then cuts to Culdee and RH walking down a sidewalk)

Culdee: Mmm mmm MMMM! That was great fish wasn't it RH!

RH: Yeah it was pretty good but Culdee, what if all this good luck actually causes a turn on you? I mean you heard the phrase, "Careful what you wish for".

Culdee: Relax RH. Its called Good luck for a reason. Nothing bad ever happens. Also I just realized, I didnt get desert. I could go for some ice cream right now.

(Culdee then sees three trucks driving down the highway. One carrying chocolate sauce, one carrying cones, and one carrying ice cream. A faulty traffic signal causes the three trucks to crash into eachother splattering Ice Cream with chocolate sauce in front of Culdee and RH. RH stands in shock whist Culdee smirks)

Culdee: Nothing bad ever happens.

(Culdee and RH now eating ice cream on the way downtown)

RH: Culdee this ice cream is good and all but im seriously-

(Culdee shushes RH and they see small TVS in a store)

Goodman: And there were no survivors. Anyway, enough of that. Its time we move on to today's lottery.

Culdee: Oh snap the lottery! Im getting myself a ticket!

(Culdee runs off. He then runs back with a ticket)

Culdee: Now lets get to watching.

Goodman: And the winning numbers are...

Goodman and Culdee: 7777777 7777777 777773.

Goodman: Thats all the numbers. The winner of this will win 100 million dollars.

RH: 100 MILLION DOLLARS!? CULDEE! YOUR ALMOST AS RICH AS GOODMAN NOW!

Culdee: Yep. And I know just what to do with it!

(It then cuts to Culdee and RH standing in a mansion)

RH: Woah.

Culdee: I know right! This good luck is really changing my life!

RH: Yeah. A little too much.

(Chives then comes in)

Chives: May I be in need of assistance sir?

RH: Chives? I thought he worked for Goodman.

Culdee: He did, but he left him because I know how to treat my butlers better. I would like 2 mochiatos please!

Chives: But of course, sir.

(Chives walks off)

Culdee: "snorts" He said "but".

(The door then rings)

Culdee: Ill get that, since it is my mansion of course.

(Culdee opens the door only to get a shocked face. He sees two people wearing FANF hats)

Culdee's Cousin 1: Howdy Cousin Culdee!

Culdee: Boi I am not your cousin.

Culdee's Cousin 2: We just wanted to congradulate you on your winnings and we were wondering if this mansion has enough for more of your family?

Culdee: Well I uh!

(Culdee then looks behind the cousins to see a bunch more of his cousins standing there. Culdee gets a shocked face. He closes the door and quickly barricades it)

Culdee: Phew.

(Culdee then hears a different door bell)

Culdee: That must be the back door door bell!

(Culdee opens the back door and sees a bunch of buisness men)

Buisness Man 1: Greetings Mr. Fell.

Culdee: Who the hell are you guys.

Buisness Man 2: We're just buisness men. We came here to ask if you could let us invest some of your money for our buisnesses.

Culdee: Uh. No.

(Culdee slams the door and barricades the back door. He then hears both of the doors trying to be broken down. Culdee panics and sneaks out the window)

Culdee: That should lose them.

Taxer: Hello Culdee.

Culdee: Okay who the hell are you now?

Taxer: Im a taxer. I've come to tell you that you got taxes to pay. You have the breathing tax. The talking tax. The walking tax. The smiling tax.

Culdee: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Culdee runs off as the taxer chases after him)

Taxer: You have the running away from me tax.

(Culdee then sees in horror that the buisness men and his cousins are chasing after him)

Culdee's Cousin 3: COME BACK CUZ!

Buisness Man 5: We only want a small loan of a million dollars!

Culdee: F*** OFF!

(Culdee then quickly turns and hides in an alleyway. The taxer, the buisness men and the relatives run past him)

Culdee: I got to get rid of this good luck!

(Culdee then sees Zulzo painting his store while on top of a ladder. Culdee then walks under it)

Culdee: Did it work?

Taxer: I FOUND HIM! HES OVER HERE! YOU GOT THE GET BACK HERE TAX!

Culdee: GAH!

(Culdee runs back under the ladder and then the mob runs through the ladder causing the ladder to fall)

Zulzo: GAH!

(Zulzo falls to the ground as he sees Culdee being chased by the mob)

Zulzo: YOU BASTAAAARRRDDDSSSS!

(Culdee then sees a mirror store where Frida is seen. Culdee runs in and breaks a bunch of mirrors)

Frida: What the hell is the matter with you?

Culdee: GOOD LUCK! THATS WHATS THE MATTER!

(Culdee sees the mob is still chasing after him. Culdee then stops near a block where Blackie and Kitty seen walking past him)

Blackie: Howdy!

(Kitty draws a hand and waves it. Culdee sees the mob still chasing after him and continues running off. He runs into a pizza parlour and opens an umbrella. The mob is still chasing and Culdee runs off)

Culdee: GAH I HATE ALL THIS GOOD LUCK! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STAAAAAAP!

(Culdee then gets teleported to the end of the rainbow)

Culdee: Huh?

(Culdee sees the Leprechaun)

Culdee: How did you bring me here?

Leprechaun: Two words. Leprechaun. Magic. Anywho, I heard you dont want good luck any more.

Culdee: This good luck is driving me crazy. Ill do anything to give it back! Please! I can already hear the mob coming again!

Leprechaun: Very well. I will remove your good luck, if you give me your 100 million dollars.

(Culdee looks behind him and sees the mob chasing after him)

Culdee: Yes! Ill give it to you! Please!

Leprechaun: Very well then.

(The leprechaun snaps his fingers. Culdee looks behind him again and the mob is no where to be seen)

Culdee: YES! HAHA! IM FREE! IM FREEEEE!

(Culdee runs off)

Leprechaun: And im rich!

(The taxer then walks up to the leprechaun)

Taxer: Hello Mr. Leprechaun. Just telling you that you have to pay your taxes. So you got the smiling tax, the magic tax, the snorlax tax, the chicken tax...

Leprechaun: Well crap.

(It irises on the Leprechaun as the short ends)

Trivia

 * This is the saint patricks day special!
 * This episode is highly based off of the Garfield Show episode of the same name.