Chungus Extravaganza: The Trials!

'''Chungus Extravaganza: The trials of Chungdom! '''is the 2nd episode of CuldeeFell Shortz! Season 2!

Script
SYNOPSIS - 1 year after the events of Chungus Extravaganza, the sequel to Big Chungus Infinity War, "Big Chungus ENDGAME" has came out and Culdee, Rh, Endless and MarioFan return to game stop to collect the game. However, Murder Man, Mega Maid, Murder Man X and Ink Brute come back to get the game along with some new comers. Now they are competing in The Lengendary Chungus' "Trials of Chungdom" to get the only copy of the Chungus Endgame Collector's Edition.

(It starts off at Game stop. A large crowd is seen waiting outside the building in a line full of tents. Culdee, Rh, MarioFan and Endless are seen in one of them)

MarioFan: Why do we have to come to Game Stop just to get another game?

Culdee: You guys don't understand! The new Big Chungus game, "Big Chungus ENDGAME" is coming out in just a few hours! It is set to be the finale of the Big Chungus Trilogy, so you know this is gonna be a great game!

Endless: Wait they are ending the series? I didn't know that.

Culdee: Well they are coming up with a spin off series but the trailer looked like literal s***.

Rh: True. I think I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw it.

MarioFan: True.

Culdee: But this is the moment of our lives! Once we get that game, we will become so popular!

Endless: Well a bunch of people are also going to grab the game too.

Culdee: Oh. Well we are still gonna get that game!

Rh: True! I'm excited to play the finale of the Chungus Trilogy!

MarioFan: I mean it's currently a dead meme.

Culdee: True, but memes like Big Chungus never die!

Rh: So we just have to wait a few hours and that game will be ours!

Endless: Hopefully the murder squad don't try to f*** up our attempt this time!

Culdee: True! Anyways, i'll be on the night watch! You three get some sleep! We'll need all the energy we can get!

Rh: Okay! Goodnight guys!

(Rh, Endless and MarioFan fall asleep. Culdee goes outside the tent and keeps an eye out. Five hours later, it is now daytime. Culdee is seen with a tired face. Suddenly he sees Luke from the first Chungus Extravaganza walking up to the game stop door holding a key)

Culdee: "gasp" Guys wake up!

Rh: Huh? What?

Culdee: The key guy is here! Get ready to run in!

Luke: "sigh" I guess this is it. This is how Brandon died and now, this is how I died. I'm coming for you Brandon.

(Luke unlocks the door. A bunch of people then trample him and run into the store)

Luke: I'm freeeeee.

(Luke dies from the trampling)

Rh: Wow. Poor dude.

Endless: He only appeared in three stories.

MarioFan: True.

Culdee: Guys come on! We have to get the Big Chungus game!

Rh: Oh yeah! Let's go!

(The four then get into a shopping cart and MarioFan pushes it)

Culdee: WOO! CHUNGUS ENDGAME HERE WE COME!

MarioFan: Why do I have to push the cart? I pushed it last year!

Culdee: Quiet Husky!

(Suddenly another shopping cart comes up. Culdee then gets a shocked face)

Culdee: "GASP"

Murder Man: GUESS WHO!?

Culdee: YOUUU!

Mega Maid: You may have won last year, but that game is ours!

Culdee: Oh really? You just lost one of your teammates (Spiderman) a few months ago!

Murder Man: We may have lost Spiderman, but it's still four against four!

(Murder Man X comes up and pushes the shopping cart. He then turns on his rocket feet blasting the shopping cart farther ahead)

Murder Man X: SEE YA!

Culdee: OH HELL NO! (To MarioFan) STEP ON IT!

(MarioFan turns into his cyborg form and pushes the cart faster. They run past Murder Man and the others)

Murder Man: NOO!

Culdee: See ya latah Murder Moron!

Murder Man: FFFFFUUUUUUUU-

(The four then make it to the chungus isle. MarioFan turns back to his original form. They see that there's one game left)

Culdee: Yes! There's one game left!

Endless: Well what are you waiting for!? Grab it!

(Culdee runs up to grab the game but is pushed to the ground by Fatass)

Culdee: NO!

Fatass: BACK OFF! THAT GAME IS MINE!

(Fatass grabs the game and runs off)

Rh: GET HIM!

(The users chase after him only for Fatass to outrun him)

Endless: Damn! He's really fast for a fat kid!

(Culdee then thinks. He then sees Kirby buying some games. His warp star is next to him. Culdee grabs the warpstar and flies over to Fatass)

Fatass: WHAT THE!?

(Culdee punches Fatass knocking him out and grabs the game)

Culdee: GOT IT!

(Suddenly Murder Man's hand gets hold of the game)

Murder Man: That game is rightfully mine!

Culdee: UP YOURS MURDER MORON!

(Culdee and Murder Man fight over to the game. Rh goes to fight Murder Man but Mega Maid pushes him to the ground)

Mega Maid: Go back to making stories block head!

Rh: HEY! Even story makers deserve game breaks! You bank robbers deserve nothing!

(Rh fights Mega Maid while Endless fights Murder Man X and MarioFan fights Ink Brute. While that happens, Fatass runs in and grabs the game)

Fatass: GOTEEE!

Culdee: OH HELL!

Murder Man: That game is mine!

Fatass: Not if I have anything to do about it, pimps!

(Fatass tries to run only for Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi to tackle him)

Fatass: HEY WHATS THE BIG IDEA!?

Red Yoshi: We're taking this game!

Culdee: I thought you hated the Big Chungus games because they were only single-player?

Blue Yoshi: We still do, but this game has a split screen mode!

Rh: Well that game is still rightfully ours!

Blue Yoshi: Come and get it! RUN RED!

(The two yoshis run off. Fatass, The Users and the Murder Squad chase after the yoshis. Red and Blue are seen running to the cash register)

Blue Yoshi: This is it! We're gonna make it!

Red Yoshi: Endgame here we come!

Fatass: They're gonna buy the game!

Culdee: NOOO!

(Culdee races after them faster than the others)

Endless: Woah! Never seen him run as fast as that before!

Culdee: CHUNGUS!!!!

Blue Yoshi: Dafuq?

(Culdee punches Blue hard in the face making him drop the game. He picks it up and goes to the register)

Culdee: I would like to buy this game please-

(Murder Man punches Culdee)

Murder Man: NO! It's about time I buy this game!

(Fatass punches him)

Fatass: I didn't get call of duty!

(Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi punch Fatass)

Red Yoshi: We need this game!

Blue Yoshi: IT HAS SPLIT SCREEN!

(Everyone starts fighting. Eventually their fighting sends the game launching into a giant hole in the shop)

All: THE GAME!

(Everyone jumps into the hole as the cashier watches)

Cashier: These types of jobs get weirder and weirder.

(The screen then cuts to black. It then cuts to Culdee waking up in a dark room)

Culdee: Ugh... oh my head...

(Culdee then sees the game on the floor)

Culdee: "gasp" The game!

(Culdee then grabs the game)

Culdee: Haha! Yes! Big Chungus ENDGAME is officially mine!

(Murder Man is seen waking up)

Murder Man: HEY!

Culdee: Gah!

Murder Man: Give me god damn game!

Culdee: No!

Murder Man: I'm not asking you, i'm telling you! Give the game... right now!

Culdee: No! Maybe if you wernt so villainous, you could get all the games you want!

Murder Man: Bruh! Don't you know how hard it is being a villain! Nobody wants to hire us because we were born to be villains! We rob banks only to get brutally beaten up by you guys! Theres a reason why we became villains. People never like us. We never had any friends. Our mothers never hugged us. All we wanted is love, but people never give us that. We have no choice but to be villains. Plus, we are more than villains! We work hard to get bread on the table for our friends and family! We just want a break. So please, give us the game, for our sake-

Culdee: Yeah, I really don't give a s***.

Murder Man: JUST GIVE ME THE GAME YOU LITTLE MISTAKE!

(Murder Man tries to grab the game but the game falls on a chalk written pentagram. The others wake up and run up)

Red Yoshi: What happened? Wheres the game?

Rh: Theres the game! On that pentagram!

Fatass: THAT GAME IS RIGHTFULLY MINE!

Mega Maid: No! We deserve it!

(The others try to grab the game, only for the pentagram to glow gold)

All: Huh?

(Suddenly, a golden ghost comes out of the pentagram. The ghost is revealed to be a golden Big Chungus)

Endless: Who the f*** are you?

The Legendary Chungus: I am the Legendary Chungus! I have been awoken by the Big Chungus ENDGAME game!

Fatass: Yeah. whatever goldy. Just give us the game.

The Legendary Chungus: Alright, I will give you the game. Or...

(The Legendary Chungus then snaps his fingers making a giant golden Chungus Endgame box appear)

The Legendary Chungus: You can get the Super Awesome Deluxe Collector's Edition!

(Everyone gets stars in their eyes)

All: Woah.

Murder Man: Forget the original game! I want that!

Fatass: Me too!

Blue Yoshi: Us three!

Culdee: Yeah! Give it to us!

The Legendary Chungus: I can't just give it to all of you. This is the only copy and no other copy has ever been made. This collector's edition comes with the game, the soundtrack, a golden chungus trophy, and a gun.

Culdee: A gun?

The Legendary Chungus: Yes. That's why theres only one copy because RH Games didn't want Guns sold in their colectors boxes.

Culdee: Yeah who cares. What will it take to get that box?

RH: Yeah?

MarioFan: I didn't come here to get stuck in a bunker with a talking ghost rabbit.

The Legendary Chungus: Well you need to complete the Trials of Chungdom.

Ink Brute: That name sounds stupid-

(The Legendary Chungus smites Ink Brute)

Ink Brute: It's beautiful.

The Legendary Chungus: Yeah. That's what I thought. Anyways, let us begin Trial #1.

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TRIAL 1: SHOVEL THE DRIVEWAY

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Murder Man X: Wait, so your telling me that the first trial is just shoveling your driveway?

The Lengendary Chungus: "sigh" Come on man. I was stuck in that pentegram for eons. And besides, do you want the collector's edition or not?

Murder Man X: Fine...

Culdee: FOR THE GOLD!

(Culdee grabs a shovel and digs up a LOT of snow and throws it at Blue Yoshi, Red Yoshi and Fatass. The snow buries Red and Blue)

Fatass: Hey, I didn't get hi-

(Snow then buries Fatass)

Culdee: Alright done shoveling the driveway! Hey RH! You wanna have a snowball fight?

RH: Sure!

(Culdee grabs a snowball and throws it at RH only for RH to duck causing the snow ball to hit Murder Man in the face knocking him to the ground)

Murder Man: Owwwwwww...

Culdee: Oops >:)

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TRIAL 2: CLEAN THE GARAGE

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Murder Man X: Okay are all of these just doing chores?

The Legendary Chungus: Shut up and get to cleaning.

Murder Man X: Grrrrr.

(Culdee and RH are seen cleaning the walls)

RH: Hey Culdee, you want a soda?

(RH gives Culdee and empty soda can)

Culdee: This b***h empty!

(Culdee throws the can)

Culdee: YEET!

(The can hits Murder Man in the back of the head)

Murder Man: OW!

Culdee: Uh oh.

(Murder Man grabs the can and crushes it with his hand)

Murder Man: Alright! Which one of you *ssholes threw this can at me!?

(Culdee points at Endless)

Endless: WAIT WOT?

(Murder Man shoots at Endless only for Endless to grab Fatass and use him as a human shield blowing him up brutally)

Red Yoshi: Jesus! This was like the third time he died!

Blue Yoshi: True. But I want in on this!

(Murder Man continues cleaning the garage when someone shoots a spit ball at him)

Murder Man: OW! Who's shooting spitballs at me!?

(Blue Yoshi is seen with a straw in his mouth. He shoots another spitball at Murder Man)

Murder Man: OW! STOP SHOOTING SPITBALLS AT-

(A bowling ball is then thrown at his head)

Blue Yoshi: ... Woops.

Murder Man: Ow. Okay that's it! I'll show you how to throw a bowling ball!

(Murder Man chucks the ball hard. Fatass somehow alive comes out from the back door when the bowling ball hit's his face blowing it up on impact)

Murder Man: Oh god! Fatass I am so sorry! I was aiming at the retard!

The Legendary Chungus: Hey guys, how has the cleaning come along-

(TLC sees the whole place trashed due to the fight)

The Legendary Chungus: ....... Let's just continue.

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TRIAL 3: RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT : ANVIL EDITION

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Murder Man X: Finally! Something that is not a chore!

The Legendary Chungus: Anyways, the rules are simple. Im going to turn around and when I do, you need to move up to me and press the button. If i turn around and catch you moving, an anvil will drop on you. Make sure to press the button before the minute ends or you will be eliminated! The game begins now.

(TLC turns around)

Blue Yoshi: Im going in for the dub! LEROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

(TLC then turns around)

The Legendary Chungus: You lose.

Blue Yoshi: AH FU-

(An anvil falls on Blue Yoshi crushing him)

Red Yoshi: This is why you shouldn't be a hero.

(TLC turns around again)

RH: Okay guys! Im suggesting we come up with a team strategy. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna slowly take one step at a time-

Endless: Boooring. Watch me make it.

(Endless slowly walks to TLC. TLC turns around but Endless stops in time)

The Legendary Chungus: Hmmmmm.

(TLC turns around)

Endless: Child's Play.

Mega Maid: Hey Endless! I bet you cant last 10 seconds without dancing!

Endless: Alright bet.

(Endless starts dancing but TLC looks at him)

Endless: Oh you little bi-

(Endless then gets crushed by an anvil)

Mega Maid: HAH! GOTEEM!

(Fatass is slowly crawling up to TLC but TLC looks down)

The Legendary: You really dont think I can see you, fatty?

Fatass: S***.

(Fatass gets crushed. Murder Man X tries to charge at TLC but TLC catches him charging and an anvil drops on him. Mega Maid trips on a rock falling down causing an anvil to crush her. Red Yoshi is about to press the button but TLC looks behind him in time crushing him. Murder Man and Ink Brute slowly run to the button but bump into eachother falling which TLC sees and crushes them. RH and Culdee are the only ones standing)

TLC: You only have 10 seconds left!

Culdee: Crap!

RH: Culdee I got a plan! Try vaulting over all the anvils, it could give you enough momentum!

Culdee: Good plan.

The Legendary Chungus: 5....

(Culdee then jumps onto an anvil)

The Legendary Chungus: 4.... 3....

(Culdee leaps off the anivl)

The Legendary Chungus: 2...... 1....

(Culdee then presses the button in time)

Culdee: WOO HOO!

RH: Nice one!

(The anvils then disapear freeing the others)

Mega Maid: Aw man. we were so close.

(Endless sucker punches Mega Maid)

Endless: Thats what you get for making me lose, w***e.

Mega Maid: Who you calling w***e!?

Endless: You!

The Legendary Chungus: Enough. We will have more challenges to face in.

Endless: Oh boy.

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TRIAL 4: CAT AND MOUSE

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Legendary Chungus: In this challenge, you need to put the bell on the cat.

Fatass: Sounds easy!

Legendary Chungus: It may sound easy, but there is a twist.

Red Yoshi: Pffft. What twist is there about a cat?

(Suddenly loud footsteps are heard as the ground starts shaking. A giant white cat is seen purring into the room)

Murder Man X: That's a huge p***y!

Legendary Chungus: You need to be the first person to get the bell on the cat. But be warned, this cat will not go easy on you. Not to mention he hasn't eaten today.

(The giant cat looks at the others while licking its lips)

Legendary Chungus: Have fun!

(The legendary chungus dissapears into dust. The cat then starts going after them)

Culdee: RUN!

(Everyone runs but Fatass just stands in place in shock as the cat eats him)

RH: Okay! We gotta think of another strategy!

MarioFan: This strategy better save us from being cat food.

RH: Okay theres a hoop on the cat's collar. If we can shoot the bell through the collar, we can be able to connect it maybe!

(Ink Brute then rushes by RH swiping the bell)

Ink Brute: Thanks for the plan! HAH!

Endless: You just had to explain it in front of the enemy.

RH: Sorry i didnt know he was there.

(Ink Brute shoots the bell at the cat but the cat swipes it back shooting the ball at Ink Brute making him crash into a wall)

RH: ... Okay never mind, that plan doesn't work.

(Red Yoshi grabs the bell from Ink Brute)

Red Yoshi: Lets see if this cat can catch up with Yoshi speed.

(Red Yoshi jumps up to the cat and lands on his head)

Red Yoshi: HERE WE GOOOOO-

(The cat then itches its head crushing Red Yoshi)

Blue Yoshi: RED! Oh THATS IT!

(Blue Yoshi turns into a demon and fights the cat. He tries to land a few punches but the cat blocks off all of them. The cat then finishes Blue off by eating him. He then burps. Culdee grabs the bell that fell from Red Yoshi)

Endless: Now what?

(Culdee then hears the cat talk)

Giant Cat: My god. I hate my itchy back. Theres nothing i can scratch it with.

Culdee: Do you guys hear that?

RH: Hear what?

Culdee: I can hear the cat talking.

Endless: Its official, Culdee's gone mad.

Culdee: Its the bell. As long as im holding it, I can hear it. MarioFan, Boost me, Rh and Endless on top of the cat. RH and Endless will scratch its back while I hopefully get the bell on the cat.

MarioFan2009: Got it.

(MarioFan turns into his cyborg form and boosts the three on top of the cat)

RH: Thanks for that!

MarioFan2009: No prob-

(MarioFan2009 then gets eaten by the cat)

Culdee: CRAP! RH, Endless! Get to scratching!

(RH and Endless start scratching the cat sending it to sleep)

Culdee: Nice, now to win the ga-

(Murder Man then charges into Culdee)

Culdee: GAH! YOU AGAIN!?

Murder Man: This time, IM TAKING THIS DUB!

(Murder Man and Culdee start fighting over the bell)

Murder Man: GIVE ME THAT BELL!

Culdee: GO DIE IN A DITCH, MEGA MAN RIPOFF!

(The arguing wakes up the cat)

RH: Uh oh!

(RH and Endless try to scratch the cat again but it shakes making RH and Endless fall off)

RH: Oh crap.

(RH and Endless then get eaten)

Culdee: NOO!

(Murder Man blasts Culdee)

Murder Man: Time to win!

(Murder Man is about to fly off but Culdee grabs his leg)

Murder Man: GET OFF OF ME!

Culdee: Not until I get what I want!

(Culdee kicks Murder Man in the area where the sun dont shine)

Murder Man: AYYYYYYYYE!

(Murder Man falls down and Culdee grabs the bell. He then sees Mega Maid and Murder Man X staring at him. Culdee stares back. He walks up to the two where he kicks down Mega Maid in the chest and Murder Man X in the groin. He then rushes to the cat and throws the bell. The cat is about to eat Culdee when the bell gets through the collar. The cat then throws a hairball freeing the ones who got eaten and runs off)

Blue Yoshi: Euughh!

MarioFan2009: You know I wish I was eaten to death so I wouldn't be covered in feline stomach acid.

RH: Agreed.

(The Legendary Chungus appears)

Legendary Chungus: You have done well for this trial, but now its time for the final trial.

Culdee: What's the last one?

Legendary Chungus: You'll see.

(The Legendary Chungus snaps its fingers. Everyone appears in a white room)

Red Yoshi: Woah.

(The Legendary Chungus then reapears but is now giant)

Legendary Chungus: In this next challenge, you all will be answering simple questions. If you answer right, you get to stay in the game. Choose wrong and I will try my best to find out which ones are lying and elimate you.

Fatass: Sounds simple.

Legendary Chungus: First question. What is your favorite food?

Culdee: That's easy! Pizza rolls!

RH: Chicken wings!

Fatass: Starbucks!

Red and Blue Yoshi: CAKE

MarioFan: I like cheese.

Endless: Who doesnt?

Ink Brute: Ice Cream.

Mega Maid: Lemon pie!

Murder Man: Doritos.

Murder Man X: Strawberry pickle pudding!

(Everyone looks at Murder Man X)

Murder Man X: What?

Legendary Chungus: Hmmmm.

Mega Maid: What's wrong?

Legendary Chungus: I sense a liar in this room. But i cant track them down. If you make me eliminate a person that isn't telling wrong, you are getting eliminated.

Fatass: It has to be Murder Man X.

Murder Man X: WHAT!? WHY!?

Fatass: Your choice of food is disgusting.

(TLC then raises its foot and stomps on Murder Man X crushing him)

Fatass: Hah!

Legendary Chungus: Next question. What has no begining middle or end.

Fatass: The ocean-

(Fatass gets crushed)

Legendary Chungus: Wrong!

Blue Yoshi: Wrong? But that doesn't make sense. It has to be the ocean-

(Blue gets crushed)

Mega Maid: Uhhh the earth-

(Mega Maid gets crushed)

MarioFan2009: Ummmm, outer space?

Legendary Chungus: Very good. Final question. What color am I?

MarioFan2009: Oh that's easy. Golden-

(MarioFan gets crushed)

Ink Brute: What!?

Murder Man X: How is that wrong? You are golden-

(Murder Man X gets crushed)

RH: (whispers to Culdee) Okay I think this is rigged.

Culdee: I think I know it. Are you grey?

Legendary Chungus: Yes. Yes I am.

Endless: Bruh.

Legendary Chungus: Let us move on to the final trial.

(Everyone is poofed to a flat grassland)

MarioFan2009: What's this?

Legendary Chungus: This final challenge is simple. "Perma Freeze Tag". Someone will be chosen as "It" and will chase after the other players. When a player is caught, they will be frozen in a block of ice until the game is over.

Endless: Damn.

Legendary Chungus. "It" will have to go around tagging and freezing the surviors. Once there is one person left, there will be 1 minute for the last survivor to survive. If "It" doesn't catch the survivor in time, they win, if the survivor doesn't get caught before the 1 minute is up, the survivor wins.

Murder Man: Interesting.

Legendary Chungus: Anyways, its time to pick.

(The Legendary Chungus then starts pointing at the others)

Legendary Chungus: eeny meeny miney mo. Catch a tiger by it's toe. If it hollers, let it go. Eeeny meeny miney......

(The Legendary Chungus points at Murder Man.)

Legendary Chungus: MOE!

Culdee: Well s***.

Endless: Well this game is gonna be easy-

(Murder Man then charges into Endless freezing him in a block of ice)

RH: OH CRAP!

Murder Man: Better run while you can.

(Everyone then splits up running off. Murder Man uses his boosters to charge at Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi, touching them and freezing them)

MarioFan2009: Hey thats no fair!

Legendary chungus: The rules dont say anything about using boosters.

(Fatass tries to run only for Murder Man to touch him freezing him)

Culdee: We gotta hide.

(RH then sees a shed)

RH: In the shed quick!

(RH and Culdee run into the shed)

RH: This is crazy man. Murder Man is catching everyone with his boosters. We need to come up with another strategy.

Culdee: You got anything?

RH: As a matter of fact I do! Okay so the first thing we do is-

(RH is interupted as Murder Man crashes from the shed wall)

Murder Man: Guess who?

RH: HOW!?

Murder Man: You really thought i didnt see you go in a shed in such a flat area?

(Murder Man touches RH freezing him)

Murder Man: Puh-the-tic. Now its your tu-

(Murder Man is interupted as Culdee grabs pepper spray and sprays his eyes)

Murder Man: GAH IT BURNS!

Culdee: Nows my chance!

(Culdee runs outside only to see everyone else frozen)

Culdee: Damn he's good.

(Murder Man is seen flying at him)

Murder Man: IM GONNA FREEZE YOUR ASS OFF AND THE COLLECTORS EDITION IS MINE!

Culdee: We'll see about that, Murder Moron.

(Culdee then grabs his metal leg and starts hitting Murder Man with it)

Murder Man: GAH! GOW!

Culdee: Taste the leg dumbass!

Murder Man: That just sounds wrong.

Culdee: Yeah it kinda does.

(Murder Man then charges at Culdee again. Culdee puts his leg back on and jumps off)

Legendary Chungus: You got 25 seconds left to catch Culdee, MM.

Murder Man: S***!

(Murder Man charges at Culdee again. Culdee tries to attack Murder Man with pepper spray but he has ran out)

Murder Man: HAHAHA! You have no pepper spray left! Now its time to say goodbye to the collectors edition, Culdster.

Culdee: Wait, before you freeze me, let me say my final words.

Murder Man: Make it quick!

Legendary Chungus: TIMES UP!

Murder Man: ...

Culdee: Should have frozen me when you had the chance.

Murder Man: I-I- IM GONNA KILL YOU-

(Culdee grabs pepper spray and sprays his eyes)

Murder Man: GAHHHHHHHHHHH! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU RAN OUT!

Culdee: I only said that to mess with you.

Murder Man: GAH MY EYES! I THINK I NEED LASIC GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The Legendary Chungus flies over to Culdee)

Legendary Chungus: Congratulations. You are the winner of the trials of chungdom.

Culdee: Still sounds like a stupid name.

Legendary Chungus: Whatever. Here is your prize.

(Angel music plays as the Big Chungus Endgame collectors edition floats down into Culdee's hands)

Culdee: Oh... my... god... Its beautiful!