User blog:CuldeeFell13/Shorts of shorts (Endless don’t sue me. Not like your gonna find this anyway)

(It starts off at School)

Jackie Chu: Okay, crass, let's take our seats. We have a lot to learn today. Okay, Now let's start the day with a few new math problems.

(Jackie Chu writes "5 x 2" on the board)

Jackie Chu: What is 5 x 2?

(No one speaks)

Jackie Chu: Come on crass, don't be shy, just give it your best shot.

(Patrick raises his hand)

Jackie Chu: Yes Patrick?

Patrick: 12?

Jackie Chu: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. ..Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

Cody: I think I know the answer Mr. Chu!

Junior: (Mocking) Muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh.

Cody: SHUT UP FAT BOY!

Junior: Ay! Don't call me fat, you f***ing Jew!

Jackie Chu: JUNIOR! DID YOU JUST SAY THE F WORD!?

Junior: ... Jew?

Cody: No, he’s talking about “f***”! You can’t say f*** in school you f***ing fat**s.

Jackie Chu: CODY!

Junior: Why the f*** not?

Jackie Chu: JUNIOR!

Joseph: Dude! You said f*** again!

Jackie Chu: JOSEPH!

Jeffy: Ol’ toodle f***.

Jackie Chu: JEFFY!

Junior: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. F***-f***ity-f***-f***-f***.

Jackie Chu: How would you like to go see the school principal!?

Junior: How would you like to suck my balls?

Jackie Chu: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Junior: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [picks up a bullhorn, turns it on, and speaks] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Chu?"

(Jackie Chu looks back with a shocked face)

Joseph: Holy s*** dude.

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