The Geist for America!

The Geist for America! is the # episode of CuldeeFell Shortz Season #.

Script
SYNOPSIS - Jeffygeist is kidnapped by the U.S government for an operation. Appearantly a missile was built in North Korea

(It starts off showing a secret military base. So shush. Jeffygeist is seen behind a desk while two men in suits are seen gaurding a door)

Jeffygeist: So do either of you wanna tell me why you kidnapped me?

Bodygaurd 1: Please remain calm, sir.

Jeffygeist: You cant keep Jeffygeist trapped!

(Jeffygeist jumps on a wall and starts to climb it with his tentacles)

Jeffygeist: Ill climb my way out of here eventually!

(Biden then enters)

Joe Biden: Are you Jeffygeist?

Jeffygeist: Maybe. F*ck you, who wants to know?

Joe Biden: Im the president of the United States.

Jeffygeist: ... Yeah f*ck you

Joe Biden: You done alot of bad for quite a while, Mr. Geist.

Jeffygeist: Tell me about it.

Joe Biden: But I think there is some good you can do for us.

Jeffygeist: You think im capable of good? About a year ago, I went to hell after "dying" in a highway incedent for causing a pile up after some FNAF fan decided to shoot me off his window.

Joe Biden: I understand that you think you only cause chaos and misheif.

Jeffygeist: What? God no its hilarious.

Joe Biden: But it may be in your best interest to cooperate.

Jeffygeist: Hmmm. Im listening but still, f*ck you.

(Biden then lays photos of different shots of a giant forest green missile)

Joe Biden: These images were taken in North Korea. We have reasons to believe they are building their most powerful missile yet. Its one of the biggest malarky I ever seen. And signs seam to put a strike against the U.S very soon.

Jeffygeist: Do you obviously think that North Korea is dumb enough to attack the U.S?

Joe Biden: "inhale" Yeah.

Jeffygeist: Oh.

Joe Biden: We located a hatch outside the missile that grants easy acess to the warhead, where it can be disarmed. And this is where you come in, Mr. Geist. The hatch is really high on the missile and that would take a really expensive ladder.

Jeffygeist: So, whats in it for me?

Joe Biden: We will grant you one free climb on any building you wish.

Jeffygeist: Are you sure your prepared to give me that kind of power?

Joe Biden: We heard rumors Mr. Jeffy, can you.. die?

Jeffygeist: You cant kill Jeffygeist.

Joe Biden: Than I believe we have a deal.

Jeffygeist: F*CK YEAH!

(Jeffygeist signs the paper without hesitation)

Jeffygeist: Lets start World War III!

(It then cuts to black. It then shows a secret North Korean base. But we found it hehe. Kim Jong-Un is seen observing the place but then he sees something offscreen and gets a pissed off expression and gets outside)

Kim Jong-Un: OI! WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING!?

Jeffygeist: Climbing your missile, dumbass! What do you think!?

Kim Jong-Un: Why my missile!?

Jeffygeist: Why not your missile?!

Kim Jong-Un: Your invading my plans to bomb america!

Jeffygeist: Ill delay all you plans all I want! IM A FRIKEN GOD!

Kim Jong-Un: Dont you DARE disarm my missile!

Jeffygeist: NO! F*CK YOU!

Kim Jong-Un: F*CK YOU!

Jeffygeist: AND F*CK YOU RIGHT BACK YOU F*CKING DUMPLING!

Kim Jong-Un: Do you have any idea who your talking to!? I am the leader of this country! I am these people's GOD! I will have your head on a stick if you dont-

Jeffygeist: Hey I wrote you a song!

Kim Jong-Un: ... What?

Jeffygeist: It goes a little something like this!

(Jeffygeist brings out a gutair and strums it)

Jeffygeist: Your a b*tch!

Kim Jong-Un: ..... Ah-

Jeffygeist: Oh your a b*tch, a b*tch, a b*tch, a b*tch, a biiiii*itch!

(Jeffygeist does a hermonica solo and finishes with flipping of Kim)

Kim Jong-Un: ... Get the F*CK off my missle this INSTANT!

Jeffygeist: I cant!

Kim John-Un: Why not!?

Jeffygeist: Can't have you starting wars, dumbass!

Kim John-Un: Your kinda starting one right now and its PISSING ME OFF!

Jeffygeist: Really doesnt help that I was hired by the american government.

Kim John-Un: "internal screaming" YOU AMERICAN DOG!

Jeffygeist: Oh that got you real angry did it?

Kim John-Un: GOD DAMN IT!

Jeffygeist: Yep. I sure pissed him off now.

Kim John-Un: THAT DOES IT! NO MORE STALLING! IM LAUNCHING THE MISSILE!

(Kim runs inside)

Jeffygeist: ... Uh oh.

(The missile then turns on. Jeffygeist continues climbing it in a panic)

Jeffygeist: F*CK SH*T F*CK F*CK F*CK OH SH*T!

(Jeffygeist breaks into the warhead and pulls out a wire causing the missile to come crashing down on the floor breaking it and cauising an explosion. Kim sees the destruction with a shocked face. He then sees Jeffygeist's helmet presumably giving a sign that he is dead. Kim smiles evily)

Kim John-Un: You may have delayed my plans this time, man with tentacles, but you wont be around this time I- OH F*CK!

(Jeffygeist is seen on a parachute singing a song with his gutair)

Jeffygeist: Oh your a b*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch, your a biiiiiiiiiiiiii*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch, your a B*TCH!

(Jeffygeist does a gutair solo)

Jeffygeist: B*TCH!

(Kim gets a speechless expression while Jeffygeist parachutes away)

Jeffygeist: Thanks North Korea, you've been horrible! F*CK OFF!

(It then shows a newspaper with the headline, "North Korea terminates missile program" with a quote "F*ck I dont know" under a picture of a speechless Kim Jong-Un. It then cuts to SML Wiki Headquarters. Culdee is seen walking through the halls while texting on his phone. He then gets distracted by a shadow outside the widow. He looks at the shadow revealing to be Jeffygeist climbing the tower)

Jeffygeist: Hows it going, Mr. Fnaf Nerd?

Culdee: JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE F*CKS YOUR PROBLEM!?

Jeffygeist: I hadnt seen you since the pileup incident!

Culdee: TRIKKIBOY!

(Jeffygeist brings out the contract he signed at the military base)

Jeffygeist: Presidental Pardon b*tch, you cant do sh*t. IM A FRIKEN GOD!

Culdee: "internal screaming"

Trivia

 * This is based off the youtube video, "Suction Cup Man - The Suck for America"