Far From the Burrow Reburried

Far From the Burrow Reburried is the remaster of the cancelled original version of FTTB. This story is mainly remastered cause Culdee didnt like how the story was going and wanted to give the series a second chance. This page will include both greenlit seasons of FTBB!

What Reburried will give?

Remastered versions of chapters 1-3 and the used to be in progress, chapter 4. Both seasons in one huge page.
 * Some more main characters. Thats right. Boko wont be the only one to root for though he will still be a main protagonist.

Chapter 1 - Runaway (Remastered)
SYNOPSIS - Weeks pass after the events of the election and Boko still has trauma over what his parents did when he tried to escape back home. Eventually, Boko decides that enough is enough and plans to run away from home. Where will he go to?

(It starts off at a therapy building. Boko is seen laying on a therapy bed while Goodman is seen taking notes)

Goodman: So when did this sort of event happen in the first place?

Boko: Sometime after The Election. After I was knocked down by that pesky mouse, I was able to grab a conviently placed jetpack and escape to my home where I thought I was safe.

Goodman: Thought?

Boko: Yep. I made it home where I thought I wasnt gonna get any payback for my actions, but I talked to soon.

Goodman: So what happened next?

Boko: My parents came in the house I was in and beat the sh*t out of me. Like with no mercy.

(Boko gets flashbacks of the harm he got from Bugs and Lola with Sunny, MarioFan2009, RH, Tari, Meggy and Radish heard laughing while eating popcorn outside)

Boko: I can steal hear them screaming at me. "Stop pinching your sister".... "Don't be a brat"... "Unplug the stereo."

Goodman: Damn.

Boko: And thats not the only time I dealt with being beaten. One time I intruded Sunny's picnic, and Sunny had the audacity to beat me up. And one time, I was left on the road to freeze while leaving my thumb up.

Goodman: That must have been very hard for you.

Boko: Oh Goodman, you had no idea. And whats worse was that during the election incident, Sunny, MarioFan2009, RH, Meggy, Tari and Radish where all just laughing at me and eating popcorn like it was some sort of show.

Goodman: Hrmm.

Boko: I mean, I know it was really really stupid of me to help I.M Meen and now I learned not to help villains ever again, but I dont think I can forgive my parents for giving me PTSD and Sunny and her friends just... bystanding.

Goodman: Well I cant blame Sunny for loving this, cause you seem to rob her garden all the time.

Boko: Well I just... need the carrots.

Goodman: Uh huh. And what for?

Boko: ...

(Goodman's watch then rings)

Goodman: Well thats all the time we have for today's therapy session. I'll see you next week Boko. And if you ever feel suicidal or anything, I suggest listening to "F. Eel Goode's podcast". Its the number one positivity adviser in Pensacola.

Boko: Uh huh. See you next week Goodman.

Goodman: See ya, mkay.

(Boko then leaves the therapy building and makes his way home. Meanwhile High and Grodo are seen walking by)

High: Bro! Check it out! Thats the rabbit that helped with I.M Meen's reign.

Grodo: Yeah it is. I heard from Radish that Boko got his commupance when his Parents beat the ever living sh*t out of him.

High: Yeah! Sad that I wasnt there to see the show.

Grodo: True. I would be sooo embarassed after being beaten from my parents and people witnessing it.

(The two laugh and walk away. Boko twitches a bit and walks off. It then transitions to the Bunny's residence. Bugs is seen watching TV when he runs into a commercial)

Sunny (Commercial): Hey, Everyone! It’s Sunny Funny! Have you complained about your mop constantly breaking down when you’re trying to clean up messes? Well, we have a new solution to that problem called the Boko Mop!

(Boko the Rabbit enters.)

Boko (Commercial): Hey, everyone! Any carrots?

Sunny (Commercial): Here’s an example!

(Sunny knocks over a cup of water, spilling it all over the counter.)

Sunny (Commercial): Uh oh! How did that happen?

Boko (Commercial): Well, you just knocked it-

(Sunny grabs Boko and uses him to clean up the puddle.)

Sunny (Commercial): The Boko Mop can clean up messes within an instant!

Boko (Commercial): What was that for?!

(Sunny grabs Boko and heads to a bottle of hot sauce.)

Sunny (Commercial): Look at that! Looks like someone spilt several bottles of hot sauce all over this counter!

Boko (Commercial): Someone?! It was you! Wait. Stop-

(Sunny uses Boko to clean the hot sauce puddle, causing his eyes to swell up.)

Boko (Commercial): AGH! IT BURNS!

Sunny (Commercial): Also, the Boko Mop is able to absorb any type of liquid meaning you can use it over and over!

Boko (Commercial): Kill me now...

Sunny (Commercial): The Boko Mop! Costs $7.99! Order at “NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD!”

Bugs: I think I know that kid.

(Boko then comes in the house)

Bugs: Where have you been?

Boko: I told you, I started doing therapy sessions.

Bugs: What even is there to talk about that's therapy worthy?

(Boko starts twitching when-)

Lola (Voice): Boys! Come and eat! Dinners gonna get cold.

(Bugs turns off the TV and heads to the kitchen. Boko hesitently walks off as well. It cuts to the dinner table where everyone is eating)

Lola: So Boko, how was therapy?

(Boko doesnt respond and plays with his food)

Bugs: Answer your mother when she's talking to you.

Boko: It was fine.

Lola: What did you talk about there?

Boko: You wouldn't care what.

Lola: What was that?

Boko: I said you wouldn't care what!

Bugs: Don't talk to your mother like that or the belt is coming out!

(Boko twitches a little. He then pushes his plate away and leaves the table)

Bugs: Where are you going!?

Boko: I'm not hungry.

Bugs: No sh*t. You didnt even touch your food.

Boko: I never even liked mom's cooking anyway.

Lola: Hey you should be grateful that I even cook for you!

Boko: Well maybe if you had an ABORTION, YOU WOULDN'T GIVE BIRTH TO AN UNGREATFUL BRAT!

Lola: (Tries to speak but nothing comes out)

(Bugs comes fuming in the face and grabs a nearby belt. Boko sees this and runs off with Bugs tailing behind him)

Bugs: GET BACK HERE! YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!

(Boko eventually runs into his room and locks the door)

Bugs: BOKO, OPEN THIS DOOR!

Boko: NO! YOU'RE GONNA BEAT ME!

Bugs: Your damn right i'm gonna beat you! You keep insulting your mother! MY WIFE! You deeply hurted her feelings!

Boko: What you think her feelings matter more than mine? You wanna know why I go to therapy dad? It's because of all hell I went through! I was beaten by you and mom, beaten by Sunny, and left on the road during the cold winter, FREEZING MY THUMB OFF! Because of you, I have PTSD! I cant even go in public without being humilated due to the past events that happened!

Bugs: Pah! Well can you blame them!? Maybe if you didnt join I.M Meen in the first place, you wouldn't be treated as the town's pariah! You brought this on yourself, Boko.

(Boko continues twitching)

Bugs: Your lucky that you locked this door in time or I would beat you so hard that you wont move for TWO DAYS! And since I can't beat you, your grounded. So yeah. Suck it!

(Bugs walks off while muttering)

Bugs: F*cking mistake alway getting on my nerves.

(Boko continues twitching)

Boko: Well you know what!? I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE MOM! I HATE SUNNY! I HATE EVERYONE IN THIS STUPID TOWN! I WISH I COULD JUST MOVE ON!

(Boko sighs and then goes to his bed. He then turns on a nearby radio which plays a podcast)

Radio man: Good evening everyone. I am your host "F. Eel Goode" and your listening to "Positive Inspiration from Eel Goode". The number one source of postitive inspiration for the town of Pensacola.

Boko: I could use some positivity right about now.

Eel Goode: (Radio) Tonight's advice on positivity is about "Starting Anew". Some people currently live in terrible lives and think theres no way to go back from that.

Boko: You have no idea how much I think that.

Eel Goode: (Radio) Well if you think theres no going back, your wrong. Just because your in a bad place doesnt mean you cant do your dreams. If your unhappy with your life, forget about it. Move on to better things. Better places, better hobbies, and ditch the terrible thoughts.

Boko: Hmmmm.

Eel Goode: (Radio) We'll be right back after this commercial!

Sunny: (Radio) Hey everyone! It's Sunny Funny here to introduce a brand new product called the Boko mop-

(Boko turns off the radio)

Boko: Starting anew....

(Boko then gets an idea. He brings out a peice of paper and is about to write on it when-)

???: You're not seriously thinking of doing this, are you?

(A tiny white rabbit wearing a robe and a halo while holding a harp appears)

Boko: My shoulder angel?

Boko's Angel: Running away? Seriously? What if you never see your parents again?

Boko: So what does it matter? I know they dont want me in their family any more. I'm moving on and i'm gonna start a better life. Just like what F. Eel Goode advised me.

Boko's Angel: Come on Boko. Dont let a stupid podcast try to take you away from your life.

Boko: Um. Hello? My parents are jerks to me.

Boko's Angel: sure they are mean to you, but they are only mean to you because they love you and want you to have a better life!

Boko: They do?

Boko's Angel: Yeah!

Boko: Wow, I never actually thought of that?

Boko's Angel: Exactly! Just drop the pen and all will be good!

???: You cant be serious right now?

(Another floating tiny rabbit appears. This one is red with devil horns and a devil tail holding a pitchfork)

Boko's Devil: Trust me, don't listen to a word that white boy is saying. And besides, you cant listen to a guy with a sissy stringy thingy over me. A rocking red bunny with a pitchfork! Aint that cool?

Boko: Yeah that is kinda cool.

Boko's Angel: First off, we've been over this. It's a harp. Secondly, Boko if you follow Satan hare's path, your only gonna get beaten by your parents even more.

Boko's Devil: Come on Boko, he's wearing a dress. Surely you can't listen to him.

Boko's Angel: FOR GODS SAKES ITS A F*CKING ROBE!

Boko's Devil: Right thats a robe, and thats a floating donut.

Boko's Angel: ... I dont get paid enough for this sh*t.

Boko's Devil: Wait. Now why are we fighting. We're all rabbits here, we should let Boko decide on what he wants to do or not.

Boko's Angel: You know I actually agree with that. You wanna go to sportster's. I heard they have the best chicken wings!

Boko's Devil: Ah hell yeah! Last one their pays!

(The two teleport away)

Boko: What should I do?

(Boko's Devil then poofs back)

Boko's Devil: Haha. Sucker. You know what to do, Bokster.

(Boko's Devil poofs away. Boko smiles evily and starts to write his note. He finishes writing and then grabs stuff such as carrots, water, and some money he "borrowed" from dad's wallet. He jumps out the window and starts walking away. It transitions to the city. A bunch of people are seen watching TV through the TV store window)

Goodman (TV): And today marks 5 weeks ever since I.M Meen's reign where he and the help of Invertosis, Alternate Chef Pee Pee, Boko, and many other villains have been stopped thanks to Crash Bandicoot, Sunny, RH and a whole list of heroes. Some also redeemed.

(Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi are also seen watching the TVs. Blue turns around and sees Boko just looking at them)

Blue Yoshi: Yo Red look! Its the grey rabbit that helped I.M Meen!

Red Yoshi: Hey little guy? Where are your parents! They currently want to beat you again!

(The two laugh)

Boko: Well at least I know my parents.

Blue Yoshi: ... Took it personally?

Red Yoshi: Took it personally.

(The two turn into their demon forms and chase after Boko)

Boko: Aw crap.

(Boko manages to outrun them and hide ontop of a building)

Boko: Phew.

(Boko then passes by a Durr Burger. His stomach starts rumbling)

Boko: Since im saving the carrots for later, I might as well buy a Durr Burger.

(Boko heads inside)

Boko: I'll have one Durr Burger please.

Beef Boss: Coming right up.

(Beef Boss heads to the kitchen. He comes back with Boko's burger)

Beef Boss: That will be $6.60

(Boko pays and walks off eating his burger when suddenly-)

Yang: Hey Boko!

Boko: GAH!

(Boko in fear, drops his burger)

Boko: GREAT AND I LOST MY PAID LUNCH! This day couldnt get ANY WORSE!

Ying: I'm sorry, why are you having a bad day?

Boko: You two wouldn't care.

Yang: What are you doing with a bindle?

Boko: If you must know, i'm running away from this stupid town.

Ying: Why would you do that.

Boko: I mean its obvious my parents dont love me. They treat me like absolute sh*t.

Yang: Well they prolly do that because they dont want you to go down this path of theivery.

Boko: Whatever. And I cant go anywhere else in Pensacola either because the whole town hates me too.

Ying: We dont hate you.

Boko: You literally busted me in one of my heists, humiliated me, and got me in trouble from my dad FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME!

Yang: Well can't say you didnt deserve it.

Ying: I mean its not too late to change. If you hang out with us, we can help you get over your love for stealing carrots.

Boko: You two dont understand that no matter how much therapy I get, I cant stop stealing carrots.

Yang: Uh huh. For uh what reason.

(Boko tries to say something when-)

???: Ahem.

(Boko looks in an alleyway and sees a shadowy figure slowly shaking their head)

Boko: LOOK ITS NONE OF YOUR BUINESS OKAY!? Now leave me alone. GOD!

(Boko walks off angrilly)

Ying: What was he even looking at?

Yang: "shrugs"

(Boko continues walking angrilly. He then sees Pecky looking at him from a tree)

Boko: What are you looking at, Woody?!

(Boko mutters a bit and walks off. Pecky then carves "What's his problem" in a nearby tree. Boko is then seen completly outside the town. He then runs into the welcome sign)

Boko: "Welcome to Pensacola. Population 390110478"

(Boko brings out a marker and draws "- 1" on it)

Boko: Minus one.

(Boko then fully leaves the town not looking back)