The Junior Arc!

The Junior Arc! is the 4th arc of CuldeeFell Shortz as a whole and the first arc of Season 2.

This Arc is dedicated to the original SML Channel and the pre-puppet era.

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With all that being said, please enjoy this arc and thank you for being both an SML Fan and an SFU Contributor..

The Sleepover
SYNOPSIS - It is the last day of school for the year due to summer vacation, and Junior invited all of his friends for a slumber party! What could possibly go wrong?

(It starts off at Y U Dumb Elementary School)

Jackie Chu: Alright crass! As you all know, today is the last day of School for the year, meaning that tommorow is the start of the two week christmas break! However, just because it is last day of the year, doesn't mean you can relax! We are going to be learning about a bunch of calculus, and algebra, and-

(Snoring is then heard)

Jackie Chu: What the? JUNIOR!

(Junior then wakes up)

Junior: Huh?

Jackie Chu: Junior! How many times I have to tell you? No falling asleep in class!

Junior: Sorry Mr. Chu, I just don't like school. I cant wait for Summer Vacation!

Cody: Yeah!

Joseph: I'm excited to dude! I also saved enough change I found on the street, and I got enough change for Basketball tryouts!

Cody: Cool Joseph!

Junior: Nice!

Joseph: Yeah! I've been practicing for the whole year! Basketball tryouts starts next week! I just can't wait!

Junior: You guys wanna know something else?

Cody: What?

Junior: Well in celebration of Summer Vacation, I am officially gonna have, A SLEEPOVER!

Cody: Cool!

Jeffy: When does it start?

Junior: Tonight!

Toad: Cool! Can I come?

Junior: Sure! Everybody is invited!

Patrick: CWAZY!

Richard: It does sound poor, but I got nothing better to do so I guess i'll come!

Bully Bill: Can I come to?

Junior: I suppose since summer is only 104 days.

Bully Bill: Sweet!

Jackie Chu: Okay I get it. Every body is happy that we get summer vacation! Blah blah blah thinking about basketball and s***. Now let's get back to-

(The bell then rings)

Jackie Chu: SON OF A- "sigh" Crass dismissed.

Junior: Noice! Let's go guys!

Cody: Okay!

Joseph: Right behind you dude!

(Everybody leaves the classroom. It cuts to the locker rooms. Everybody is seen getting their stuff)

Junior: You guys gonna come to the sleepover tonight!

Cody: Heck yeah!

Joseph: Hopefully it will better than your last ones though.

Junior: Oh it will definetly be better! Because I have a bunch of games in mind that we can play!

Cody: Cool!

Junior: Well i'll see you tonight!

(A few hours later, Junior is seen on the couch watching TV when the bell rings)

Junior: That must be my friends for the sleepover!

(Junior goes downstairs. He opens the door)

Junior: Hey guys- woah...

(Junior looks in surprise as he sees that the people consist of Cody, Joseph, Patrick, Jeffy, Bully Bill, Toad and Richard)

Junior: Nice! Everyones here!

Cody: You bet!

Junior: Come inside everyone!

(Junior invites all of his friends inside)

Junior: So guys, are you ready for our first sleepover game!

Patrick: YEAH!

Bully Bill: Sure am!

Toad: What even is the game?

Richard: Better not be a poor game.

Junior: How about we start off with spin the bottle?

Cody: Yes!

Joseph: But there are no girls here dude.

Junior: Then I guess we'll have to skip it.

Cody: Aw...

Junior: How about prank calls then?

All: YEAH!

Junior: Alright!

(Junior brings out his phone)

Junior: Who should I call guys!

Patrick: DOMINOS!

Bully Bill: A random number!

Richard: What about Sportster's? The guy working there is cranky all the time.

Junior: I'm gonna go with Richard's idea!

(Junior brings out his phone. It splits into two sides with one side with Junior and the other side with Dave Miller)

Dave Miller: Hello welcome to Sporsters. How can I help you.

Junior: Hello there sir! I just want to let you know that I won't be coming into work today!

Dave Miller: Aw man that sucks. What's the reason why?

Junior: I have a very sore.. "cough cough" throat.

Dave Miller: Thats a shame. Hope you'll feel better! So checking my records, what's your name sir?

Junior: My name is... Joe Mama.

(The others are heard quietly snickering)

Dave Miller: I'm sorry, could you repeat that again?

Junior: Joe Mama.

(The others are snickering again)

Dave Miller: Joe Mama?

Junior: Yeah. Joe Mama.

Dave Miller: Uh could you spell that for my please?

Junior: Certainly! J-O-E-M-A-M-A.

Dave Miller: Wow that's a really interesting name. Uh let me check my records again.

(Dave Miller searches)

Dave Miller: Uh we can't seam to find Joe Mama anywhere on the records. Let me just speak to my manager.

(Dave Miller walks off)

Cody: (whispering) This is hilarious!

Joseph: (Whispering) What an idiot dude.

(Dave Miller heads back on the phone)

Dave Miller: Hey uh sir. I talked with the manager and it turns out there was no worker with that exact name.

Junior: Oh i'm sorry. I must have given you the wrong name. The proper name is actaully "Ura".

Dave Miller: Ura okay. Surname?

Junior: Ura... "Loser"

(More snickering is heard except it's a bit louder)

Dave Miller: What was that in the background?

Junior: Oh those are just my cats.

Dave Miller: Oh. Okay. Well i'll go and search my records!

(Dave goes and searches the records)

Richard: But i'm not a cat-

Toad: Shhhh. Quiet!

(Dave comes back to the phone)

Dave Miller: Uhhh sir, we checked the records again and there was nobody with the name Ura Loser. Are you sure you got the right name?

Junior: Yep. That's my name. "Ura Loser"

Dave Miller: Okay well i'm gonna go speak to the manager because these names are just getting to my head.

(Dave leaves)

Bully Bill: (Quietly) What a f***ing retard.

(Dave comes back to the phone with a little mad expression)

Dave Miller: Sir, I just talked to my manager and we don't have anyone with the names Joe Mama or Ura Loser.

Junior: Well that is my name. Ura Loser!

Dave Miller: And Joe Mama? Look this is just a prank call.

Junior: No it's not. That's my name! Ura Loser!

Dave Miller: Just tell me! This is a prank call ISN'T IT!?

Junior: Okay okay I was just messing with you. My real name is Mike!

Richard: Mike?

Toad: SHHH!

Dave Miller: "Mike". Okay sounds like a better name. What is the surname?

Junior: Mike.... "ROTCH"

(Everyone starts laughing. Dave hears this and gets angry)

Dave Miller: THIS IS A PRANK CALL ISN'T IT!? FIRST JOE MAMA, THEN URA LOSER, AND NOW MIKE F***ING ROTCH! YOU JUST GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO, DO YA YOU LITTLE S***! Listen, if you ever prank call me again, I will run up to the basement your hiding in, ripoff both of your arms, AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR BUTT!

(Junior grabs an airhorn and blows it into the phone making Dave's ears bleed)

Dave Miller: AH F***, MY EARS! I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY YOU LITTLE PIG!

(Dave hangs up)

Cody: That was hillarious!

Joseph: What else should we do dudes?

Junior: I know! We can tell...

(Junior grabs a flashlight and shines his face)

Junior: SCARY STORIES!

Joseph: Oooh! I'll go first! It is called "The Legend of the Dry Blood Bro!"

Jeffy: Sounds scary!

Joseph: Well, this is how it goes!

(It shows a fantasy of a koopa troopa strolling through cold wind at Pensacola during the night)

Joseph: It was December 8th, 1989. A Koopa was kicked out of Bowser's Castle because he failed to kill Mario. Now he walks through Pensacola through the cold wind.

(The koopa starts getting weak and goes slower)

Joseph: The cold wind was too powerful for him and he collapsed right next to a weird shape rock.

(The Koopa collapses right next to a rock that is in the shape of a Koopa head)

Joseph: He died in the cold.

(30 years later, Joseph is seen walking through the same path the Koopa walked on)

Joseph: 30 years later, I was just walking on the same road but what I didn't know was that I was walking on the same road of the Koopa.

(Joseph then passes by the Koopa shaped rock. Suddenly a head slowly comes out of the ground next to the rock. Joseph turns around and looks in horror)

Joseph: That's when I saw it.

(The figure is revealed to be a dry bone bro but some of the bones are missing and cracked and he's covered in dry blood)

Joseph: (Story) OH GOD!

(Joseph gets dragged into the ground)

Joseph: (Story) NO! PLEASE! HELP!

(Joseph gets dragged into the ground as the fantasy ends)

Joseph: And then he ate me alive! Some say he still in the ground next to the weird shaped rock to this day-

Richard: Wait. If he ate you, then how are you alive?

Joseph: Uhhhh-

Junior: You know guys, scary stories are kinda lame nowadays.

Jeffy: True.

Junior: Oooh! I know! Let's play Truth or Dare!

Cody: Cool! We havn't played truth or dare in a few years!

Joseph: True!

Toad: Well what are we waiting for lets get started!

(It shows a truth or dare montage. For the first dare, Richard dares Jeffy to do a headstand which he fails and falls on the floor. Toad then dares Joseph to kiss Cody on the cheek which he does but then throws up on him. He then gets angry and chases after Toad. Bully Bill then dares Jeffy to eat a can of greenbeans only for him to be brutally beaten up. Toad then dares Richard to swim in a garbage dumpster which he does but then throws up on Cody. Junior then dares Patrick to eat a bunch of candy which he does causing him to get a sugar rush but later gets sick and throws up on Cody)

Cody: HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS GONNA HAPPEN!

(Chef Pee Pee comes in)

Chef Pee Pee: I made you guys some spinach pizzas!

(Everyone gets gross and throws up on Cody)

Cody: OH COME THE F*** ON!

(It then cuts to a few hours later)

Toad: Okay! Now it is Junior's turn!

Junior: Okay! (In mind) So I am going to ask about Joseph his darkest secret, darker than his mother's death and we will see how this goes. (Normal) Okay Joseph! Truth or dare?

Joseph: Hmmmm. (In mind) I should pick truth but what if he asks me about my darkest secret about the gay p*** magazines. Well I am one step ahead of him. (Normal) Dare!

(Junior gets a stunned face)

Junior: (In mind) S***! He probably knew about my question! What do I do? What do I do?

(Junior gets an idea. He then gets a determined face)

Junior: (In mind) I know exactly what I'm gonna do! I'm gonna give him the biggest, toughest dare of all! He won't see it coming! (Normal) Okay Joseph! I dare you to go on top of the roof and climb on one side to another side!

All: *gasp*

Cody: Okay Junior that is too far! There is no way Joseph will do that! He will get himself hurt and possibly killed! Think of an easier and simpler dare-

Joseph: No dude. I'll do it. I aint no wuss!

Junior: See? He's up for it!

Cody: My god, Junior you are such an idiot.

Junior: Let's go guys! Josephs gonna climb the roof!

All: YEAH!

(Everyone is seen outside. Joseph is seen on one side of the roof of the house)

Joseph: Okay dudes! I'm on the roof!

Junior: Noice! Now climb to the other side!

Joseph: Okay dude!

(Joseph starts climbing)

Junior: See Cody, he's not getting hurt!

Cody: Junior I am telling you, this is dangerous! People are gonna think he's gonna commit suicide or something.

Junior: Cody relax, nothing bad is going to happen.

Toad: He made it!

(Joseph is seen on the other side of the roof)

Joseph: I made it dudes!

Junior: Noice!

Jeffy: Yay Joseph!

Cody: That's cool and all but how are you gonna get down?

Joseph: I got wings! I'll just fly down-

(Suddenly, it starts raining making the roof slippery and making Joseph start slipping)

Joseph: Oh no! Dudes! I'm slipping!

Cody: OH NO!

Junior: Relax Cody. He's just faking it to make us be scared.

(Suddenly Joseph starts slipping off. Joseph grips onto the roof)

Joseph: GAH!

Junior: Okay I think he's not faking it.

Cody: YOU THINK!?

Toad: He's gonna fall!

Bully Bill: Do something!

Richard: Holy s***!

(Joseph then loses his grip and falls)

Joseph: DUUUUUDE!

(Everyone watches in horror as Joseph falls onto the floor. Once Joseph hits the floor, a loud snap is heard and the short cuts to black)

Junior's Mistake
SYNOPSIS - After Joseph's accident, he broke his legs and one of his arms. Ever since then, Junior's friends have turned on Junior really letting him down. He worries if he lost all his friends.

(It cuts to the hospital where Junior, Cody, Jeffy, Toad, Richard and Bully Bill are seen surrounding Joseph on a hospital bed)

Joseph: Ow dude.

Toad: You dont look too good, Joseph.

Joseph: Oh gee thanks for pointing that out, Toad.

(Brooklyn T. Guy walks in)

Brooklyn Guy: Okay so your friend here has broken both of his legs and one of his arms.

Everyone: *gasps*

Joseph: But Basketball tryouts are next week, I need to play basketball!

Brooklyn Guy: Sorry Joe, looks like no basketball for you.

Joseph: Aw.

Cody: This is all your fault, Junior!

Junior: My fault!? If you tried to stop me before I dared him this wouldnt happen in the first place!

Cody: Oh okay! Blame everyone but yourself! You know what Junior, screw you.

Junior: What did you say to me?

Cody: I SAID SCREW YOU! IM TIRED OF YOU JUNIOR! YOU BLAME PEOPLE FOR YOUR PROBLEMS! YOU CALL MY MOM A PIG! YOUR JUST A STUPID BRAT JUNIOR!

Junior: Well your not so great either, four eyes.

Cody: OH! FOUR EYES! LIKE I HADNT HEARD THAT PRHASE FOR 10 YEARS! Your a terrible friend! Sometimes I wish I never met you.

(Cody walks off)

Junior: Come on, Cody, you dont mean that! Cody?

Toad: He kinda has a point dude.

Junior: What are you talking about?

Toad: I mean you've been brats to alot of people during the past years, youve been brats to Cody, Joseph, Chef Pee Pee, your dad, everyone in your path.

Richard: Yeah not to mention your spoiled at times.

Junior: A phrase coming from a rich kid who's spoiled 24/7.

Richard: This aint about me! This is about you! You're the one who caused Joseph to land in a dare like this in the first place. And now look at him. He cant go to basketball practice. Well I hope your happy you ruined someones life. Im gonna go drive away in my small ferarri. I had enough of you.

(Richard leaves)

Junior: Richard, come on!

Toad: Sorry Junior.

(Toad leaves)

Junior: T-Toad!

Jeffy: Honestly. somtimes your worse than me.

(Jeffy leaves)

Junior: Jeffy come on! You dont mean that!

Bully Bill: You f*cked up.

(Bully Bill leaves)

Junior: Ah. Wha. Well at least you didnt leave, Joseph.

Joseph: Not until my wheelchair comes in. Thanks alot dude. You ruined my chance to become something in life. You know what, I dont wanna see you. Get out.

Junior: B-but Joseph-

Joseph: DOCTOR!

(Brooklyn grabs Junior and kicks him out of the hospital)

Brooklyn Guy: And stay out!

(Brooklyn slams the door. Junior gets up and leaves)

Junior: Stupid friends blaming me for all this, if Joseph hadnt been looking for danger than this wouldn't have happened.

(Junior continues walking off. He then bumps into Roy Gethard causing him to drop flyers))

Roy Gethard: OW! WATCH IT, LOSER!

Junior: Oh my god! Roy, I am so sorry! Let me pick that up for you-

Roy Gethard: Ew no. I dont want your loser hands touching my flyers?

Junior: What are those flyers for if you dont mind me asking?

Roy Gethard: Oh Im hosting another big party this weekend!

Junior: A party, thats awesome! Can I go?

Jeffy: Oh my god is that Roy Gethard!

Cody: It is!

Richard: I need to get his autograph so I can sell it for more money!

Toad: Holy crap, Roy!

Roy Gethard: Hey take it easy kids, theres enough Roy to go around!

(Cody then notices Junior)

Cody: Are you following us now?

Junior: What no I just-

Cody: Save it, Junior.

Roy Gethard: What's all the hate about?

Jeffy: Junior caused Joseph to break his legs and his arm.

Roy Gethard: Oh really? Well sorry Junior but ill have to reconsider.

Junior: But- I always wanted to go to your party-

Roy Gethard: Save it, chump. Get lost.

Junior: WELL SCREW YOU GUYS!

(Junior runs off crying)

Roy Gethard: Anyways, are you folks looking forward to going to my party?

Cody: Ah hell yeah!

Jeffy: Sure!

Toad: ABSOLUTLEY!

Richard: Well I got nothing better to do.

(It then cuts back at the SML house. Junior comes running in)

Junior: Stupid friends! Stupid Roy! Stupid everyone! It wasnt my fault Joseph broke his legs and arm. "sigh"

(Voice): WHAT IS THIS, PEE PEE!?

Junior: Huh?

(Junior runs to the kitchen and sees Gordon Ramsay observing Chef Pee Pee's dish. Chef Pee Pee has seen cooked a bunch of slop that has mushrooms growing out of them)

Gordon Ramsay: What is with all these shrooms? What you growing a shroom garden!?

Chef Pee Pee: No I was trying to make jello and it kinda backfired.

Jello: *growl*

Gordon Ramsay: Did it just growl at me!? Your cooking is so bad you created a wild animal!

Chef Pee Pee: Look just give me another chance please!

(The Jello growls again and attacks Gordon Ramsay)

Gordon Ramsay: AHHHHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Junior: Chef Pee Pee, what's happening?!

Chef Pee Pee: Nothing Junior, just go play while I call an exterminator.

Gordon Ramsay: ITS BITING MY NOSE!

(Junior runs upstairs. Bowser is seen watching Charleyyy and Friends)

Charleyyy: Hi guys! Im Charleyyy!

Audience: *cheers*

Charleyyy: And today, I wanna drink root beer! But we ran out of root beer in the fridge. Guess I have to make my own.

(Charleyyy grabs some beer from the fridge and then runs outside and rips roots from a tree. He poors the root in the beer and mixes it)

Charleyyy: Now its time for some root beer!

(Charleyyy drinks it only to spit it out in disgust while the audience laughs)

Bowser: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Oh Charleyyy! Thats not how you make root bear! Haha!

(Junior walks in)

Junior: Hey dad.

Bowser: What do you want, Junior? You know im watching Charleyyy and Friends at this hour!

Junior: I just feel... alone. All my friends hate me and i got nothing better to do.

Bowser: Look just take some money from under my matress and go buy something to occupy you. And make sure to bring the exact change back. No more than 1000 dollars.

Junior: Okay dad.

(Junior grabs 1000 dollars from under his dad's matress and leaves)

Bowser: AHAHAHAHAAHA! OH CHARLEYYY! That's not how you make peanut butter! Oh your killing me, Charleyyy. Your killing me. Hoho!

(Junior is seen walking out of the house. Well Chef Pee Pee and dad are occupied. I might as well just go buy some snacks then watch a Doofy marathon. Junior passes by the park and sees Roy talking to Cody, Jeffy, Toad and Richard)

Junior: Oh hey guys!

(They look at Junior with blank expressions)

Junior: Look I just want to say I-

(They continue talking like nothing happened)

Junior: ... Okay I- I'll just head out.

(Junior walks away. He looks back at his friends and continues walking off. Suddenly Bully Bill, Tanner and Goombs are seen with water balloons and throw the water balloons at Junior, soaking him)

Bully Bill: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Junior: IM CALLING THE COPS!

Bully Bill: Oooh a narc! What do we do to narcs boys?

Tanner: GET HIM!

Junior: NO!

(Junior gets up and runs away)

Goombs: Dont let him get away!

(The three chase after Junior)

Junior: Gotta hide! Gotta hide!

(It cuts to sportsters where PJ Berri is seen ordering)

PJ Berri: Can I have uh. Uhhhhhhh.

Dave Miller: Sir can you please order something?

Human Meggy: Yeah your holding up the line!

PJ Berri: HEY! DONT RUSH A TEDDY BEAR WHEN HE'S ORDERING!

Human Meggy: Kay, jeez.

PJ Berri: Uhhhhhhh.

Dave Miller: Please just shoot me.

(Junior runs into Sportsters)

Junior: Does anyone know a place to hide! Im being chased by bullies and I need to hide now!

Dave Miller: Woah wait at the line, bud- Wait a minute! I know that voice! You! Your the one who prank called me yesterday! Ill make you pay for wasting my time!

Bully Bill: HE WENT IN HERE! LETS GO!

Junior: Crap.

(Junior jumps out the window and continues running)

Dave Miller: HEY GET BACK HERE! Where's my knife?

(Dave goes into a drawer and grabs out a knife)

Dave Miller: Im gonna get you brat!

(Dave runs out the store)

PJ Berri: Uh. What about my order?

Human Meggy: You gotta be kidding.

(It cuts to Junior running through the city. Tour Guide for Today is seen with a bunch of tourists)

Tour Guide for Today: Hello everyone, I am your tour guide for today, im gonna be showing you the city of Pensacola so you can get used to your surroundings. Now lets begin with the tour! On the right you can see Sportster's bar, one of the most successful restaurants in the city of Pensacola, next to the Durr Burger.

(Junior runs past TGfT and the tourists along with the bullies and Dave chasing after him)

Tour Guide for Today: And to the left you can see a turtle being chased by bullies and a crazy purple dude with a knife. Moving forward.

(It cuts back to Junior running through the street. Dave Miller is seen right behind but he gets hit by a car causing him to fly somewhere. He decides to hide in an alleyway behind a dumpster. The bullies run past)

Bully Bill: He went this way! Follow me!

Junior: Phew.

(Junior sneaks out and walks by a bridge when the bullies ambush him)

Bully Bill: RAAA!

(Junior tries running but Tanner and Goombs grab him and pin him to the wall of the bridge)

Bully Bill: Thought you were real clever trying to rat us out, huh?

Junior: (panicking) Oh come on man. It was just a prank. I was never gonna call the cops.

Bully Bill: Oh you wernt?

Junior: Y-yeah. I aint no snitch.

Bully Bill: Oh good. You had us scared for a moment. But here's the thing. I don't like jokers.

(Bully Bill brings out a pocket knife)

Bully Bill: I wanna make sure you'll remember my name.

Junior: I'll remember your name.

Bully Bill: I'm gonna make sure.

Tanner: Jeez take it easy, Bully.

Goombs: Yeah we can't kill him?

Bully Bill: Kill him? Hey I may be a bully but im not demented. Im just gonna cut him a few times, that'll teach him a lesson.

(Junior spits in Bully Bill's mouth)

Bully Bill: EW GROSS!

(Junior then slaps Tanner across the face and kicks Goomba. Junior then jumps off the bridge

Trivia

 * This was originally going to be a christmas special but was replaced by "How The Giest Stole Christmas!" so it has been modefied to take place during summer.